douch

A female product inserted into the vagina to ensure it will become clean. Another way this is used is to insult other people who you think are stupid, ignorant, or moronic etc...

Your such a douch you fucking moron
stop being a douch

by Matt McLean December 28, 2005

douch

a vaginal cleaning device that makes for a funny thing to call another person

"look at what he is wearing... what a douch"

by doo-sh October 22, 2003

douch

The way fucktards spell douche.
props to the one guy who correctly people from saying dush

If you spell it douch, you are a real douchebag

by ChuckNorrisOnUrbanDictionary January 17, 2007

douch

a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife

john edwards is a complete douch

by brad November 30, 2003

douch

A person of low intelegence and moral standers.

"Man that quarterback is such a douch!"

by Atom Renner October 23, 2003

douch

an ignorant selfish person

look at that douch who pulled out in front of me and almost cut me off

by dano January 22, 2003

douch

A prefix for the word bag. Kelly Osbourne uses ot alot.

Shut up you douch-bag!

by Alex July 23, 2003