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A female product inserted into the vagina to ensure it will become clean. Another way this is used is to insult other people who you think are stupid, ignorant, or moronic etc...
Your such a douch you fucking moron
stop being a douch
by Matt McLean November 28, 2005
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a vaginal cleaning device that makes for a funny thing to call another person
"look at what he is wearing... what a douch"
by doo-sh October 22, 2003
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The way fucktards spell douche.
props to the one guy who correctly people from saying dush
If you spell it douch, you are a real douchebag
by ChuckNorrisOnUrbanDictionary January 15, 2007
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a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife
by brad November 30, 2003
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doo-shay

A term of endearment. Used to describe a person who has douche qualities but presents a valid point.

The accent on the e in Douch
Person 1: I think everybody should be allowed one free punch to stupid kids. But you have to use it wisely.

Person 2: Ahh Douch
by The Almighty WaH September 04, 2010
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An appualing word used to characterize the un-original, rude and useless freinds.
Man,why do i still suffer and talk to this girl, she is such a douch!
by GUIN. March 27, 2005
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