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Cuntbumper 

A large fat roll covering the whole of a females sexual anatomy
"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"
Cuntbumper by buttmusket July 23, 2009
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Cunt Dump 

When a female goes to the bathroom after intercourse to dispose of the seminal fluid inside of her vagina
"My girlfriend always goes for a cunt dump after sex"
Cunt Dump by Steve's sex emporium September 15, 2014

cuntdumb 

stupid men and sometimes women who believe everything and anything a woman says in order to get laid that night, or just get laid in general.
dude, you is too cuntdumb for that kind of mission.
cuntdumb by antigirl June 27, 2004

cuntlumper 

a woman with a bulge of fat just above her groin, that must wriggle to get her overly tight trousers over the aforesaid impediment.
That cuntlumper must've been doing the centipede to get those skin-tight Jordache's on.
cuntlumper by Dr. Shred July 8, 2003

Cuntrump 

The cheetoh in the White House who never learned about checks and balances while wiping his ass with golden toilet paper at private school; whom in no way shapes foreign policy or represents the office of Presidency. Instead this orange bagged junk is more representative of a cunt with an ass.
Cuntrump walks big, and carries a light shtick.

-or-

Cuntrump just openly admitted to sexual assault, no way he gets elected!

cuntsumption

cunt·sump·tion - noun \ˈkənt-ˈsəm(p)-shən\

a : a progressive wasting away of the vagina especially from pulmonary tuberculosis

b : the act or process of consuming the female organ

c : the utilization of vagina in the satisfaction of wants or in the process of production resulting chiefly in their destruction, deterioration, or transformation
a : Jennifer was struck with grief when she was diagnosed with cuntsumption.

b: Ugis licked his lips after an intense bought of cuntsumption.

c: Nathan claimed the unquenchable cuntsumption of America would inevitably lead to disease and overpopulation.
cuntsumption by Dr. Biscuit August 31, 2013