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Cuntbumper 

A large fat roll covering the whole of a females sexual anatomy
"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"
Cuntbumper by buttmusket July 23, 2009

Cunt Dump 

When a female goes to the bathroom after intercourse to dispose of the seminal fluid inside of her vagina
"My girlfriend always goes for a cunt dump after sex"
Cunt Dump by Steve's sex emporium September 15, 2014

cuntdumb 

stupid men and sometimes women who believe everything and anything a woman says in order to get laid that night, or just get laid in general.
dude, you is too cuntdumb for that kind of mission.
cuntdumb by antigirl June 27, 2004

cuntlumper 

a woman with a bulge of fat just above her groin, that must wriggle to get her overly tight trousers over the aforesaid impediment.
That cuntlumper must've been doing the centipede to get those skin-tight Jordache's on.
cuntlumper by Dr. Shred July 8, 2003

Cuntrump 

The cheetoh in the White House who never learned about checks and balances while wiping his ass with golden toilet paper at private school; whom in no way shapes foreign policy or represents the office of Presidency. Instead this orange bagged junk is more representative of a cunt with an ass.
Cuntrump walks big, and carries a light shtick.

-or-

Cuntrump just openly admitted to sexual assault, no way he gets elected!

cuntsumption

cunt·sump·tion - noun \ˈkənt-ˈsəm(p)-shən\

a : a progressive wasting away of the vagina especially from pulmonary tuberculosis

b : the act or process of consuming the female organ

c : the utilization of vagina in the satisfaction of wants or in the process of production resulting chiefly in their destruction, deterioration, or transformation
a : Jennifer was struck with grief when she was diagnosed with cuntsumption.

b: Ugis licked his lips after an intense bought of cuntsumption.

c: Nathan claimed the unquenchable cuntsumption of America would inevitably lead to disease and overpopulation.
cuntsumption by Dr. Biscuit August 31, 2013
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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