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cuntdump 

A person whose only purpose in life it to serve as a dump for others' cunt, i.e. a useless and/or "loose" person.
That idiot cut me off, what a cuntdump!
cuntdump by Joseph Frederick March 4, 2007
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Cuntbumper 

A large fat roll covering the whole of a females sexual anatomy
"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"
Cuntbumper by buttmusket July 23, 2009

Cunt Dump 

When a female goes to the bathroom after intercourse to dispose of the seminal fluid inside of her vagina
"My girlfriend always goes for a cunt dump after sex"
Cunt Dump by Steve's sex emporium September 15, 2014

cuntdumb 

stupid men and sometimes women who believe everything and anything a woman says in order to get laid that night, or just get laid in general.
dude, you is too cuntdumb for that kind of mission.
cuntdumb by antigirl June 27, 2004

cuntlumper 

a woman with a bulge of fat just above her groin, that must wriggle to get her overly tight trousers over the aforesaid impediment.
That cuntlumper must've been doing the centipede to get those skin-tight Jordache's on.
cuntlumper by Dr. Shred July 8, 2003

Cuntrump 

The cheetoh in the White House who never learned about checks and balances while wiping his ass with golden toilet paper at private school; whom in no way shapes foreign policy or represents the office of Presidency. Instead this orange bagged junk is more representative of a cunt with an ass.
Cuntrump walks big, and carries a light shtick.

-or-

Cuntrump just openly admitted to sexual assault, no way he gets elected!

cuntsumption

cunt·sump·tion - noun \ˈkənt-ˈsəm(p)-shən\

a : a progressive wasting away of the vagina especially from pulmonary tuberculosis

b : the act or process of consuming the female organ

c : the utilization of vagina in the satisfaction of wants or in the process of production resulting chiefly in their destruction, deterioration, or transformation
a : Jennifer was struck with grief when she was diagnosed with cuntsumption.

b: Ugis licked his lips after an intense bought of cuntsumption.

c: Nathan claimed the unquenchable cuntsumption of America would inevitably lead to disease and overpopulation.
cuntsumption by Dr. Biscuit August 31, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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