Cuntsomer

Any grumpy, irritable, or otherwise irate customer of a retail store.

I had to deal with one bitch of a cuntsomer yesterday, who didn't understand our 90 day return policy.

by Mistalazer May 18, 2011

Cuntsomer

A cunt of customer

He was such a cuntsomer!!!!

by Lofu February 22, 2011

cuntstomer

A customer that is rude, difficult and an allround a cunt.

That guy is such a cuntstomer, a hate serving him.

by Galawh October 31, 2018

customer avoidance

While working, preferably in a retail job, you try to avoid customers all together by detouring throughout the store so you dont walk pass anyone in case the ask you for something.

Customer satisfaction? fuck that, im doing Customer Avoidance!

by peee ceee teee vee January 9, 2008

promoted to customer

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

by slipsheet June 25, 2006

Cuntometer

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting

God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!

by Canadaone October 22, 2013

customer is always right

1. A policy mainly enforced in the retail industry in terms of having respect for the customer, saying that their opinion matters and that they are always correct.

2. An instance of an employee agreeing with a customer.

1.The customer is always right about our merchandise.

2. Even if the customer is wrong, we basically have to kiss their ass with the "customer is always right" policy--even though the customer was wrong (and an idiot)

3. (Opposite) The employee is always right, the customer is a moron.

by French038 December 1, 2005