cuntdoit
cuntdoit by JOHN ALAN ELSON February 28, 2008
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Cantdoititus
The condition which one suffers when they just can't do it. Often caused by smoking a blizzy. The opposite of what Shia LaBeough encourages people to do.
Guy 1: Hey man could you get me a glass of water?
Guy 2: I can't man.
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: I have cantdoititus.
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: I just can't
Guy 2: I can't man.
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: I have cantdoititus.
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: I just can't
Cantdoititus by Drunk Pistachio December 11, 2020
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You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)