Cuntometer 

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting

God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!

Cuntometer by Canadaone October 22, 2013

Cuntometer 

Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.

I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.

Cuntometer by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008

5 Centimeters Per Second 

2007 Japanese animated movie drama about time and love. Basically the Japanese version of The Notebook.

"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."

Did you cry while watching 5 Centimeters Per Second?

5 Centimeters Per Second by ThreeLeafIvy December 25, 2007

cuntomer 

Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!

Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer

cuntomer by Azzylum July 22, 2008

Cuntimeter 

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.

Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"

Cuntimeter by DudeA December 7, 2009

centimeter-peter 

an extremely small penis

That dude has a centimeter-peter!

centimeter-peter by SheyVonna May 30, 2006

centimeter pener 

means someone who has a really small penis

Josh: i hate to say this but i got a centimeter pener

centimeter pener by dlow12 May 4, 2007