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cuntdouche 

1. a mixture of a cunt and a douche; a person who is a cunt and a douche at the same time
2. an occurence when a female's cunt accidentally swallows the entire douch
1. Dude, Aaron is such a cuntdouche
2. Did you see what happened to Mona the other day? She was cleaning her self, then all of a sudden "schlup!" she gets a cuntdouche
cuntdouche by faggio April 28, 2005

double-cunt (double-cunt) 

A woman or gay man so "cuntish" in behavior that she or he can only be insultingly described as a double-cunt (double-cunt) - parentheticals added as an alliteration to emphasize such doubly-cuntishly behavior (an homage to DoubleMint Gum). Term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.
Lee was such a cunt; so much so that only the term "double-cunt (double-cunt)" would do.

Cuntstuble 

A derogatory term used towards British police, specifically female policewomen who are unshaven. A play on the word constable.
Tony exclaimed as he walked passed the station, “good morning cuntstuble!”
Cuntstuble by TheBastardSquad September 30, 2023

cuntgobbler 

He gobbles cunt, therefore, he is a cuntgobbler.
cuntgobbler by Aeroparats September 26, 2012

Cunt Double 

When a celebrity finds a look alike to have sex with half of the groupies that want to have sex with the celebrity.
Tom Hanks found a look alike to have sex with the ugly bitches he gets. Now he has a cunt double.
Cunt Double by Donnyluc15 April 19, 2010

cuntwomble 

The very best insult conceived by man!
Why are you being such a cuntwomble?
cuntwomble by Cuntwomble April 17, 2014
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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