Cuntcaroo

It's like the word Cunt but you can say it in the Continental United States without risk of prosecution.

Marcos: Did you call Jenna a cunt?
Alex: No of course not, I called her a Cuntcaroo.

by Dr. Jergeoff Bensover Esq. PhD May 10, 2025

cuntardouchebag

The bag used by a cuntardouche.

"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."

by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

Cuntgarlo

A questionable heterosexual male who is obsessed with pornographic references and constantly stating his exaggerated penis length in front of his friends. A Cuntgarlo's are most likely virgins, who tends to have a fetish for Ebony and Hentei.

Joe- "Hey bro, look at all that sexy cake!"

Sean- "Ugh gross stop being such a Cuntgarlo!!!"

by One Guinea and a Christian January 17, 2012

cuntardouche

A person who unites the diverse qualities of a cunt, a tard, and a douche.

"Why, that fellow is ignorant, arrogant, and awkward in roughly equal measure. What a cuntardouche!"

by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

CuntCannon

When one stuffs various items into their vagina and launches them via queef

Hillary was not able to open the car door so she picked up a rock with her cunt and launched it at the window. The neighbours said "I have never seen such great force with a CuntCannon!"

by Dr.LadyWigglesTheWiggliousXXIV October 26, 2012

cuntardo

when you want to emphasize the word 'cunt' because you are really angry. usually when someone messes something up.

1. it was an open goal! Heskey you fucking cuntardo!

by SC_EA January 27, 2007

Cuntcanoe

A female that is so far beyond the typical insults (ie. the "douches," cunt, bitch, etc.) the only option left is to call her a cuntcanoe.

My boss was riding me all week for nothing, dude, shes such a cuntcanoe!

by bipolarbipap September 3, 2010