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The unconcerned companion of a newly acquired fashion item dog (I blame lockdown), that assumes it's everyone else's responsibility to ensure their little darling doesn't come to harm. Usually found with headphones on full blast and/or staring intently at their mobile phone whilst wandering up a cycle path or across a road. Mostly accompanied by an '-apoo', '-adoodle', French Bulldog or a rat-on-a-string.
Fucking Cuntapoo, bet they got their dog during lockdown!
Cuntapoo by Ch11pper April 19, 2022
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Cuntapotamus 

an ignorant, trashy, and grossly obnoxious (either visually, verbally, physically, or aromatically) person, typically female
I can't believe that stupid Cuntapotamus sold all her food stamps and went to da club 'stead of feedin her kids!
Cuntapotamus by Sarah KK March 28, 2009
a nice way of saying, "hey your a dirty tramp & i hate you", but do you like my happy tone and ear to ear smile while saying it?
Gertrude:: Hey Beth its been along time you fucking cuntaroo.
(Beth has been having an ongoing affair with Gertrudes husband for 73 years. Gertrude knows.)
cuntaroo by bitcharoni October 23, 2007

Cuntaphobia 

Shelly: So, have you and Raj done the dirty yet?
Kelly: No!
Shelly: Why not?
Kelly: He suffers from Cuntaphobia.
Cuntaphobia by F Meister May 15, 2006
Some body that is a such a cunt that it becomes looney to try to reason with them in any way shape or form as reality is not part of their world.
I tried to deal with her but after five minutes she went cuntaloon on me

Holy crap did you talk to that cuntaloon?!?!?

phsyco
cunt
bitch
Cuntaloon by Yrpuler August 3, 2011

cuntaphobe

A person obsessed with being a cunt to other people.
She's such a cuntaphobe, always being a know it all and putting down other peoples ideas.
cuntaphobe by CutABitchSquad August 31, 2017

cuntapotus 

(Noun) idiot president of the USA
The actions of Trump define him as a cuntapotus
cuntapotus by Possumoutside November 28, 2017