cuntardo 

when you want to emphasize the word 'cunt' because you are really angry. usually when someone messes something up.

1. it was an open goal! Heskey you fucking cuntardo!

cuntardo by SC_EA January 27, 2007

cuntardouchebag 

The bag used by a cuntardouche.

"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."

cuntardouchebag by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntarded 

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

cuntarded by yermoom December 13, 2009

cuntador 

A cuntador is a person who doesn't play fair, whether in sport, business or life. Someone who uses another person's misfortune to gain something for themselves.

Originated when the cyclist Alberto Contador, took an unfair advantage of cyclist Andy Schleck's bike malfunction on stage 16 of the 2010 Tour de France.

Alberto is such a Cuntador.

cuntador by Schlecky July 20, 2010

cuntardouche 

A person who unites the diverse qualities of a cunt, a tard, and a douche.

"Why, that fellow is ignorant, arrogant, and awkward in roughly equal measure. What a cuntardouche!"

cuntardouche by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntard 

Similar to fucktard, this word is a portmanteau of cunt and retard. While fucktard is associated with activly acting like a fucking retard, a cuntard is more passive and just sits there acting like a retarded cunt.

You didn't take out the garbage again, you lazy cuntard.

cuntard by Swamp Ig June 29, 2005

custardo

wit, intellect, brilliant

Dude you are soooooooooo custardo

custardo by lisa haigh April 23, 2006