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Cuntcanoe 

A female that is so far beyond the typical insults (ie. the "douches," cunt, bitch, etc.) the only option left is to call her a cuntcanoe.
My boss was riding me all week for nothing, dude, shes such a cuntcanoe!
Cuntcanoe by bipolarbipap September 3, 2010
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Cumcannon 

The process of throwing some lube in between a chicks shoulder blades and cock fucking her muscular back. To complete the Cumcannon, one needs to cum all over the back of the girl's hair and rub it in.
So i was banging this broad on the swim team when I decided it was time to give the chick a cumcannon.
Cumcannon by CrazyChrisRockstar April 29, 2005

cunt cannon

when a women places a fully dressed small child in her uterus then fires it at a man screaming,"you meh buhbies deday"
"hey tim watch out for that bitch,she likes to use her cunt cannon"

concannon 

Please handle the situation with concannon
concannon by RubyCosmo January 20, 2009

Cumcannon 

A Penis, or Boner 123456789123456789123456789
Dude I totally went to town on her with my Cumcannon.
Cumcannon by Hayden Wooten January 13, 2008

cuntcanyon 

A deep female crevice that men have entered but never returned.
I heard about her and decided to enter if anyone's reading this please come look for me in the cuntcanyon.
cuntcanyon by Geo P June 24, 2021