Cuntcanoe
A female that is so far beyond the typical insults (ie. the "douches," cunt, bitch, etc.) the only option left is to call her a cuntcanoe.
Cuntcanoe by bipolarbipap September 3, 2010
Words you can keep
Cuntmander
Cuntmander by Ihatefagkids July 24, 2016
Related Words
Cunt Canoe • cuntcano • cunt cancer • Cunt Cane • Cunt Caner • cuntcake • cuntankerous • Cuntmander • cuntrance • Cuntanent
cuntankerous
My girl wouldn't stop bustin' my chops about some pair of panties she found in my back seat. What a cuntankerous hoe.
cuntankerous by JL Patrick April 7, 2008
Little Miss CuntCakes
OK take is easy there little miss cuntcakes we'll drop you off at your ex's house if you stop kicking the dog
Little Miss CuntCakes by Dick Chute June 20, 2007
CuntCannon
Hillary was not able to open the car door so she picked up a rock with her cunt and launched it at the window. The neighbours said "I have never seen such great force with a CuntCannon!"
CuntCannon by Dr.LadyWigglesTheWiggliousXXIV October 26, 2012
cuntsander
When one attaches a silicone gel pad to an electric sander, lubes it up, turns it on and gets his womens off with it.
"How'd your date go last night?"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"
cuntsander by Urban_Dick August 15, 2014
Cuntbanger
Cuntbanger by someonewithasticker November 28, 2009
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
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