Cuntcanoe 

A female that is so far beyond the typical insults (ie. the "douches," cunt, bitch, etc.) the only option left is to call her a cuntcanoe.

My boss was riding me all week for nothing, dude, shes such a cuntcanoe!

Cuntcanoe by bipolarbipap September 3, 2010

Cuntmander

Refers to someone in total war community, who is a cunt.

Have you beaten cuntmander? Who hasn't?

Cuntmander by Ihatefagkids July 24, 2016

cuntankerous 

Bitchedly ill-tempered and quarrelsome.

My girl wouldn't stop bustin' my chops about some pair of panties she found in my back seat. What a cuntankerous hoe.

cuntankerous by JL Patrick April 7, 2008

Little Miss CuntCakes

An expression to describe one of your buddies who is being particularly bitchy/moody one night

OK take is easy there little miss cuntcakes we'll drop you off at your ex's house if you stop kicking the dog

Little Miss CuntCakes by Dick Chute June 20, 2007

CuntCannon

When one stuffs various items into their vagina and launches them via queef

Hillary was not able to open the car door so she picked up a rock with her cunt and launched it at the window. The neighbours said "I have never seen such great force with a CuntCannon!"

CuntCannon by Dr.LadyWigglesTheWiggliousXXIV October 26, 2012

cuntsander 

When one attaches a silicone gel pad to an electric sander, lubes it up, turns it on and gets his womens off with it.

"How'd your date go last night?"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"

cuntsander by Urban_Dick August 15, 2014

Cuntbanger 

A man who fucks cunts.

Man 1: God Julie is such a cunt!
Man 2: Yeah, and Brad is such a cuntbanger!

Cuntbanger by someonewithasticker November 28, 2009