Cumputa 

Means computer game was wack. Thankfully I didn’t wack off and play this game cause that would be gay. the smarty did get a lot of information ; ) that he thought he had

Person 1- dude he thought his cumputa was slick…..
Person 2- lmao! Stop talking before you break the chains.

Person 1- okay, i reckon it’s time to be the greatest actor ever….
Person 2- sheesh…..you always have the leverage…..

person 1- duh he thinks he slick… but I’m slicker ; ) act a fool to fool the foolish my boi
Person 2- ohhhh…snappa doodle…..his cumputa bout to backfire : /

Person 1- he trying to damn hard like he got a hard on, thinking so much bout me : / fucking weirdo
Person 2- let’s hope he doesn’t bust

Person 1- awww fuck you man

Person 2- ahahahahaha *takes off running

Person 3- (the wacko behind screen) “what the fuck!!! God damn it, kill yourself already”
“Ugghhhhh wasting my oxygen”

Then walks in the classroom having everyone moving far enough where they don’t smell his stinky cumputa……

Person 1- awwww lemme buddy up with him so he’ll have some friends poor guy…….

Cumputa by ; )checkmate mf February 1, 2022

computard 

One who lacks proficiency and competence within the field of computers to the extent at which he or she is an annoyance to others. A computard is prone to asking inane questions requiring one to break an explanation down to mere two word steps consiting of one verb and one noun (i.e. move mouse, click icon, etc).

Dude, this one computard once asked me how to extract a zip file and I was like "Dude download WinRAR" and he was like "how do I download" and I was like "WTF dude".

computard by Vishal Agarwala July 6, 2004

Computato 

A combination of computer and potato to represent lazy bums who sit in front of their computer watching tv shows rather than being a couch potato who sits on their couch in front of a television.

Ex. Matt loves sitting around and being a computato as he watches Spanish soap operas on his laptop.

Computato by ladyrainosaur November 25, 2011

Cumputer 

A computer entirely dedicated to porn

My mom almost discovered my cumputer

Cumputer by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

cumputer 

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

cumputer by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!

computator by Telephony July 3, 2014

computadorally 

Being both intrinsically funny and bad at spoon contests. Also inclined to thwart that ass as necessary.

That girl was totally computadorally inclined so she thwarted my ass all night long. I then proceeded to whoop her ass in a spoon contest.

computadorally by Bob Barker III February 13, 2008