I-Be-Pimpin's definitions

Cumputer

A computer entirely dedicated to porn

My mom almost discovered my cumputer

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

Bong the Gong

When you slap a fat Asian man's breasts

I really want to Bong the Gong with that man I met last night at the sushi restaurant.

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

the naughty bills

The three bills that have had inappropriate relations with women (Bill O'Reilly, Bill Cosby, and Bill Clinton)

The naughty bills are back at it again

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

Prepare the Meat

When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother

Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!

That sucks!

It still felt pretty good though

by I-Be-Pimpin April 25, 2017

penusis grande

The latin name for a very large "willie"

Does that animal have a penusis grande?

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

Pimp Daddy

The title given to a pimp that is in control of over 100 women

That pimp just became a pimp daddy!

Good for him!

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

naughty umpa loompa

a horny midget

I really knocked up that naughty umpa loompa that lives in the alley last night

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017