Bong the Gong

When you slap a fat Asian man's breasts
I really want to Bong the Gong with that man I met last night at the sushi restaurant.
by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017
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Cumputer

A computer entirely dedicated to porn
My mom almost discovered my cumputer
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Pimp Daddy

The title given to a pimp that is in control of over 100 women
That pimp just became a pimp daddy!

Good for him!
by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017
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penusis grande

The latin name for a very large "willie"
Does that animal have a penusis grande?
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Prepare the Meat

When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother
Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!

That sucks!

It still felt pretty good though
by I-Be-Pimpin April 26, 2017
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naughty umpa loompa

a horny midget
I really knocked up that naughty umpa loompa that lives in the alley last night
by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017
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the naughty bills

The three bills that have had inappropriate relations with women (Bill O'Reilly, Bill Cosby, and Bill Clinton)
The naughty bills are back at it again
by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017
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