cumputer

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

by mAGIK bUS June 26, 2005

cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006

cumputer

a pc used to achieve sexual satifaction (orgasm)

Jamie favorites are porn sites on his cumputer.

by tedx November 09, 2006

cumputer

a computer that fckg cums every time you touch it

awn man my cumputer just cummed

by invisablez November 04, 2019

cumputer

An alternative way of saying 'computer'

'Give me ma cumputer, please'

by TheFifthHour February 22, 2017

Cumputer

A computer entirely dedicated to porn

My mom almost discovered my cumputer

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

Cumputer

A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

by Rofflez March 28, 2009