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One who lacks proficiency and competence within the field of computers to the extent at which he or she is an annoyance to others. A computard is prone to asking inane questions requiring one to break an explanation down to mere two word steps consiting of one verb and one noun (i.e. move mouse, click icon, etc).
Dude, this one computard once asked me how to extract a zip file and I was like "Dude download WinRAR" and he was like "how do I download" and I was like "WTF dude".
by Vishal Agarwala July 06, 2004
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One who is unable to use a computer, or more commonly one who is rubbish at the internet. Portmanteau of computer and retard.
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You computard.
by SelfControl November 13, 2004
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One who is computer retarded.
One who is resistant to age of times.
One who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
One who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
One who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.
The girl on our team is a computard, she's always playing with her mouse and never gets anything done.
by jonjeff July 17, 2014
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A computer user who's hella retarded and hasn't any idea what the hell they're doing with a computer. Someone who thinks a virus scanner will protect them from pop-ups and banner ads. Someone who deserves nothing more than a limited-rights account and no ability to install software themselves. If they need Flash or Acrobat Reader, they need to call IT instead of bothering downloading themselves. Viruses and trojans were written because these people deserve them.
Thea is such a computard; she spilled coffee in her laptop and screwed up the MBR on the desktop I let her use โ€” she's such a roob!
by Joshwalla May 23, 2009
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A person who under no circumstance should own a computer. Not even a Mac
This guy is such a computard he thinks the mouse is a toy for the cat.
by arris January 27, 2008
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