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1. Slang term for computer
2. tightest beer bong ever
3. Something that needs to be helped
4. funny GI Joe spoof on ebaumbsworld

1. lets put some games on your new computa
2. I just fuckin bonged 3 beers on computa
3. Help computa
4. did you see that GI Joe computa video on ebaumsword

computa by Dagnast February 22, 2005

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computa

An abstract concept of a gay cupid. Invoked when one wishes that two men were in a gay relationship.

Computa, make these guys super gay and horny.

computa by abcyee12355 May 26, 2026

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computa

An abstract concept of a gay cupid. Invoked when one wishes two men were in a gay relationship.

Computa, make these guys super gay and horny.

computa by abcyee12355 May 26, 2026

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gangsta computa

A Palm Pilot or PDA ( Personal Digital Assistant )

- Yo dawg. I will check my calender on my gangsta computa!
- Hand over your gangsta computa or I will pop a cap in yall ass!

gangsta computa by luisedawg March 10, 2008

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Computer Whiz

A computer whiz is a person who is an expert with technology, and can often blow some people's minds with their capabilities.

John is such a computer whiz that he even outsmarted me with this windows thing!

Computer Whiz by Bigdirtyjoe May 24, 2019

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compatapalooza

A ghetto music festival put on by some tech nerds who somehow figured how to get some A & B list celebs to show up. A total rip off of Lollapalooza just on a much smaller scale.

I heard Snoop Dogg was getting all high at Compatapalooza. He obiviously doesn't care that it's a blatent rip-off of Lollapalooza!

compatapalooza by Johnny Lawz July 2, 2010

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School Computer

Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.

Characteristics of a school computer:

-Trash hardware

-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.

-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.

-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's

-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works

-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself

Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.

School Computer by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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