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cummiskey 

Girl who cock blocks you at the gym
Ben: Why did you cummiskey me today at the gym in front of that girl.

Jenny: What, No I didnt!
cummiskey by benjgelvin April 30, 2011
Words you can keep

comiskey 

One that is involved with underhanded dealings; one that must deal with constant damge to property due to his cavorting.
Mick Comiskey loves to eat pounds and pounds of scumptuous cock before sipping down a glass of semen.
comiskey by MTC735 August 10, 2006

cummistry 

The sexual attraction between two people that leads to orgasm and copious ejaculation.
Our cummistry is just right---every time we fuck, my girl gives me lots of her hot soup and then I rope.
cummistry by pentozali August 29, 2014

Cummiseur 

Someone who can describe the varied tastes and textures of cum.
As a cummiseur, Sindy rated my cum high on viscosity, low on ppm and fruity on the palate.
Cummiseur by Palm Springs #fresh January 23, 2022

Comiskey 

"Pulling a Comiskey"

When One Gets In The Way Of A Relationship

Or Someone Who Is Trying To Make One
Example

Person 1: "FUUUUU...

I Was This Close Too

And He Just Had To Ruin It For Me"

Person 2:"Hehehehe He Pulled A Comiskey On You"
Comiskey by Gufai February 15, 2012

cumbisket 

used to describe girls in cromwell, a very bad term decribing a bunch a dirty slopy slob hambeast's
the girls around here are all cumbiskets
cumbisket by steve santangelo October 11, 2008

Commiskey 

Commiskeys are usually one of the boys, or at least the homie you can count on. They’re nice and trustworthy. They’ll always try to hang out, and they’ll try to understand if you can’t, but they’ll still be hurt. Can be sensitive at times. Lots of different aspirations among Commiskeys, and PEOPLE ALSO OFTEN PRONOUNCE IT WRONG.

Ko-MISS-key

NOT

Ko-MIN-skey

It bothers them when you pronounce it wrong.
“Good evening Cadet Commiskey, I need help practicing drill, could you help me?” “Of course!!”
Commiskey by Single moms near you January 26, 2022
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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