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comiskey 

One that is involved with underhanded dealings; one that must deal with constant damge to property due to his cavorting.
Mick Comiskey loves to eat pounds and pounds of scumptuous cock before sipping down a glass of semen.
comiskey by MTC735 August 10, 2006

cummistry 

The sexual attraction between two people that leads to orgasm and copious ejaculation.
Our cummistry is just right---every time we fuck, my girl gives me lots of her hot soup and then I rope.
cummistry by pentozali August 29, 2014

Cummiseur 

Someone who can describe the varied tastes and textures of cum.
As a cummiseur, Sindy rated my cum high on viscosity, low on ppm and fruity on the palate.
Cummiseur by Palm Springs #fresh January 23, 2022

Comiskey 

"Pulling a Comiskey"

When One Gets In The Way Of A Relationship

Or Someone Who Is Trying To Make One
Example

Person 1: "FUUUUU...

I Was This Close Too

And He Just Had To Ruin It For Me"

Person 2:"Hehehehe He Pulled A Comiskey On You"
Comiskey by Gufai February 15, 2012

cumbisket 

used to describe girls in cromwell, a very bad term decribing a bunch a dirty slopy slob hambeast's
the girls around here are all cumbiskets
cumbisket by steve santangelo October 11, 2008

Commiskey 

Commiskeys are usually one of the boys, or at least the homie you can count on. They’re nice and trustworthy. They’ll always try to hang out, and they’ll try to understand if you can’t, but they’ll still be hurt. Can be sensitive at times. Lots of different aspirations among Commiskeys, and PEOPLE ALSO OFTEN PRONOUNCE IT WRONG.

Ko-MISS-key

NOT

Ko-MIN-skey

It bothers them when you pronounce it wrong.
“Good evening Cadet Commiskey, I need help practicing drill, could you help me?” “Of course!!”
Commiskey by Single moms near you January 26, 2022
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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