Cumlusions

The mental delusion of cumming mass amounts of semen onto random objects and person's especially the act of cumming in ones orifices i.e. ears,nose,eyes ECT.

Wow bro that was a massive cumlusions I came so much in her ear that she could hear me coming from across the room yet I never shot a single drop.

by DjDrail69 March 26, 2024

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Cumfusion

What happens when a really slutty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. Oops, I mean who the "baby daddy" is. Pretty much all of the cumfused women out there can still bitch about how it isn't their fault by ending up on shows like Maury. With them they bring one of the guys that they've slept with ( Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Method) and then bitch on the show that he is indeed the father. Pretty smart way to get a DNA test if you ask me...

Cumfusion is the leading case of stupid talk shows like Maury

by Xero _ Manifest April 27, 2011

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Cumclusion

When a movie or TV series has such a perfect ending that you cream yourself accidentally upon watching it.

The Sopranos left me with dry pants, but the cumclusion of Curb Your Enthusiasm stuck me to my seat.

by Hamgasm May 25, 2010

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cumclusion

reaching the final point in sex / last paragraph in sexual intercourse

"oh no, i'm.... i'm about to reaching the point of cumclusion."

by ama March 4, 2019

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Cumfusion

1. Wondering should you ejaculate (cum) in this female you just met and what would this action bring as consequences and are you going to take the risk

2. Also, wondering did you ejaculate(cum) in this woman that you woke up next to, After completely blacking out last night.

Bobby: Dang, Jim there was a ugly woman in my bed... Right now i'm pretty cumfused.

Jim: I'm not. There should be no cumfusion i heard your orgasm from across the hall last night... 6 hours i can't forget.

by Its Billy BOB Joe August 7, 2014

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