Cumlusions 

The mental delusion of cumming mass amounts of semen onto random objects and person's especially the act of cumming in ones orifices i.e. ears,nose,eyes ECT.

Wow bro that was a massive cumlusions I came so much in her ear that she could hear me coming from across the room yet I never shot a single drop.

Cumlusions by DjDrail69 March 26, 2024

Cumfusion

What happens when a really slutty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. Oops, I mean who the "baby daddy" is. Pretty much all of the cumfused women out there can still bitch about how it isn't their fault by ending up on shows like Maury. With them they bring one of the guys that they've slept with ( Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Method) and then bitch on the show that he is indeed the father. Pretty smart way to get a DNA test if you ask me...

Cumfusion is the leading case of stupid talk shows like Maury

Cumfusion by Xero _ Manifest April 27, 2011

Cumclusion 

When a movie or TV series has such a perfect ending that you cream yourself accidentally upon watching it.

The Sopranos left me with dry pants, but the cumclusion of Curb Your Enthusiasm stuck me to my seat.

Cumclusion by Hamgasm May 25, 2010

cumclusion 

reaching the final point in sex / last paragraph in sexual intercourse

"oh no, i'm.... i'm about to reaching the point of cumclusion."

cumclusion by ama March 4, 2019

Cumfusion

1. Wondering should you ejaculate (cum) in this female you just met and what would this action bring as consequences and are you going to take the risk

2. Also, wondering did you ejaculate(cum) in this woman that you woke up next to, After completely blacking out last night.

Bobby: Dang, Jim there was a ugly woman in my bed... Right now i'm pretty cumfused.

Jim: I'm not. There should be no cumfusion i heard your orgasm from across the hall last night... 6 hours i can't forget.

Cumfusion by Its Billy BOB Joe August 7, 2014

Cumfusion

A state of mind a pregnant woman is in when she doesn't know who the father of the child is.

"Well I slept with Darren but then Jamal the night after, and I don't know who the father is. I'm in a state of cumfusion."

Cumfusion by MB71 May 17, 2022

Collusions 

Meeting with someone with an enormous cock. Knowing someone with a penis the size of a black man.

I'm in collusions with this guy across the street, he's 12 inches limp!

Collusions by Mr. Shaggswell May 10, 2010