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The mental delusion of cumming mass amounts of semen onto random objects and person's especially the act of cumming in ones orifices i.e. ears,nose,eyes ECT.

Wow bro that was a massive cumlusions I came so much in her ear that she could hear me coming from across the room yet I never shot a single drop.

Cumlusions by DjDrail69 March 26, 2024

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Cumfusion

What happens when a really slutty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. Oops, I mean who the "baby daddy" is. Pretty much all of the cumfused women out there can still bitch about how it isn't their fault by ending up on shows like Maury. With them they bring one of the guys that they've slept with ( Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Method) and then bitch on the show that he is indeed the father. Pretty smart way to get a DNA test if you ask me...

Cumfusion is the leading case of stupid talk shows like Maury

Cumfusion by Xero _ Manifest April 27, 2011

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Cumclusion

When a movie or TV series has such a perfect ending that you cream yourself accidentally upon watching it.

The Sopranos left me with dry pants, but the cumclusion of Curb Your Enthusiasm stuck me to my seat.

Cumclusion by Hamgasm May 25, 2010

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cumclusion

reaching the final point in sex / last paragraph in sexual intercourse

"oh no, i'm.... i'm about to reaching the point of cumclusion."

cumclusion by ama March 4, 2019

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Cumfusion

1. Wondering should you ejaculate (cum) in this female you just met and what would this action bring as consequences and are you going to take the risk

2. Also, wondering did you ejaculate(cum) in this woman that you woke up next to, After completely blacking out last night.

Bobby: Dang, Jim there was a ugly woman in my bed... Right now i'm pretty cumfused.

Jim: I'm not. There should be no cumfusion i heard your orgasm from across the hall last night... 6 hours i can't forget.

Cumfusion by Its Billy BOB Joe August 7, 2014

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Cumfusion

A state of mind a pregnant woman is in when she doesn't know who the father of the child is.

"Well I slept with Darren but then Jamal the night after, and I don't know who the father is. I'm in a state of cumfusion."

Cumfusion by MB71 May 17, 2022

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Collusions

Meeting with someone with an enormous cock. Knowing someone with a penis the size of a black man.

I'm in collusions with this guy across the street, he's 12 inches limp!

Collusions by Mr. Shaggswell May 10, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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