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Russian Cumlette

A group of friends cum into a bowl (any type of bowl) and then you proceed to mix the semen and then use a turkey baster to inseminate a woman (with consent) and whoever is the father wins.
Me and my bros played Russian Cumlette and now I’m a dad.

Cumletting 

The practice of removing toxic ejaculate from the male urethra in order to cure an affliction. Derived from the old medical practice of "bloodletting."
Dustin was running a 99.1 degree fever, and felt it necessary to engage in cumletting in order to cure his plight.
Cumletting by TheSavantofSavants January 11, 2018
A young girl. Fit and athletic. Fat girls are defintity NOT cutlettes
GUY 1: "Where'd you go tonight?"
GUY 2: "Just went to the movies."
GUY 1: "Pick up any cutlettes?"
GUY 2: "Nah not tonight."
Cutlette by Steve2341 October 25, 2006
to restrain and tickle a person. usually performed by two or more people with one person restraining the "culetted" while the other person(s) do the "culetting". tickles are performed until the person usually passes out.
Ex. 1 - Hey Phil, lets culette Jon in his sleep... he'll never see it coming...

Ex. 2 - PAUL!!!!! stop culetting me you fucking fag!!!!
Culette by Bengief86 July 3, 2010
Culette is a spanish street term that means assface
Culette by rifleviejo January 23, 2009

chicken cutlette 

sex move

when u are doing it on the beach and the guy takes his dick out dips it in the sand then continues doing the girl.
"man my vag is so ichy"
"why"
"well me and this guy were doing it and he gave me a chicken cutlette"
chicken cutlette by Christopher S. November 18, 2005