Cumlesterol

Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.

Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?

Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017

cholesterolicious

Food that tastes good but will eventually kill you.

I just had a deep fried bacon and cheese pizza sandwich, it was cholesterolicious.

by dinothesaurus May 6, 2009

Queen Helen's Cholesterol

Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.

Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.

by Taystee Taystee October 5, 2007

cholesterol

too much of it gives you a heart attack. cheerios lowers it.

Eating cheerios lowers my cholesterol!

by face56 October 20, 2006

Human Cholesterol

Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.

IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."

by Netah March 23, 2008

cholesterol

free choking

“hey can i get some cholesterol”
“no timmy, i’m your mother”

by mom’s delicious wap April 3, 2020

Hallway Cholesterol

The unwanted build-up of people standing/mingling in hallways of schools, offices, and public places that causes restriction of the flow of people.

"Sorry I was late Mr. Turnbaum, I got caught up behind some Hallway Cholesterol."

"Due to the amount of hallway cholesterol at my school, I have been late to class every day this week."

by ParCib9494 October 18, 2011