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Cumlepted 

Dammit Harold I have acne from when you cumlepted me
Cumlepted by Cumlepted September 10, 2020

Cumlepted 

Damb it Harold I have acne from when you cumlepted me
Cumlepted by Cumlepted September 10, 2020

Cumlette 

An omelette without egg whites but with cum.
Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.
Cumlette by phunneh February 11, 2010
an action in which a women proceeds to give you a blowjob and as you cum you tell a joke, causing her to laugh so hard that show blow your load out of her nose.

also known as blowback
I caused that that women to be cumjested.
cumjested by Superman307 August 20, 2010
When you are fully depleted of semen.
Joe performed fellatio on Gino until he was cumpleted.
Cumpleted by urdadsbussy69 March 30, 2022

Russian Cumlette

A group of friends cum into a bowl (any type of bowl) and then you proceed to mix the semen and then use a turkey baster to inseminate a woman (with consent) and whoever is the father wins.
Me and my bros played Russian Cumlette and now I’m a dad.