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When you jizz on chicks face and she smiles

Damn gerald i got acne from when you cumlepted

Cumlepted by Chase blackshire September 10, 2020

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Cumlepted

When you cum on her face

Dammit Harold I have acne from when you cumlepted me

Cumlepted by Cumlepted September 10, 2020

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Cumlepted • Cumlusted • cumjested • Cumlesterol • Cumlette • Cumpleated • Cumpleted • Russian Cumlette • Cum Letter

Cumlepted

When you cum on her face

Damb it Harold I have acne from when you cumlepted me

Cumlepted by Cumlepted September 10, 2020

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Cumlette

An omelette without egg whites but with cum.

Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.

Cumlette by phunneh February 11, 2010

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cumjested

an action in which a women proceeds to give you a blowjob and as you cum you tell a joke, causing her to laugh so hard that show blow your load out of her nose.

also known as blowback

I caused that that women to be cumjested.

cumjested by Superman307 August 20, 2010

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Cumpleted

When you are fully depleted of semen.

Joe performed fellatio on Gino until he was cumpleted.

Cumpleted by urdadsbussy69 March 30, 2022

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Russian Cumlette

A group of friends cum into a bowl (any type of bowl) and then you proceed to mix the semen and then use a turkey baster to inseminate a woman (with consent) and whoever is the father wins.

Me and my bros played Russian Cumlette and now I’m a dad.

Russian Cumlette by JackieDaytonaHB January 6, 2022

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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