Cumletting

The practice of removing toxic ejaculate from the male urethra in order to cure an affliction. Derived from the old medical practice of "bloodletting."

Dustin was running a 99.1 degree fever, and felt it necessary to engage in cumletting in order to cure his plight.

by TheSavantofSavants January 11, 2018

Colletting

To disappear from the group and walk around in a leisurely or aimless manner while texting or talking on the phone for an extended period of time

Where did Jack go, he was just right here?....Don't worry he's probably around the corner colletting.

by The Dover Crew June 12, 2011

Cumsitting

Cum on your chair and sit on it.

I walked in on my bro cumsitting last night I was like "dude, lock the freakin' door!"

by chead August 26, 2010

Coletting

The act of roaming around the office wasting time and typically distracting other people from doing their work. This normally happens when a person has reached the point in the day when they do not want to do anymore work for the day (reaching their Colette), but instead of going home, they start Coletting around the office.

Please stop Coletting at my desk, I have a lot of work to do.

by Weapon of Mass Seduction June 19, 2010

cumsitting

Cumsitting is sitting in cum. This phenomenon started when a woman in Africa claimed that she had not slept with a man but had become pregnant by unwittingly sitting in a man's spilled seed. Cumsitting itself has deep roots in the cum fetish branch of the homosexual community.

Melanie: How goes the Milky White Throne, Cumsitter?
Josh: My ass is slimy and soft from cumsitting, Melly.

by cumsitter August 25, 2010

cummitting

to cum in ones own hand (forming a mit with your hand to prevent drippage) and procede to shake hands with another person. usually performed with random members of society.

"Davy , I need some commitment."

"Sure Lesly, i dont have a problem with cummiting."

*The unfortunate break-up occured some time later*

by mmm69 October 21, 2003