Cumletting

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The practice of removing toxic ejaculate from the male urethra in order to cure an affliction. Derived from the old medical practice of "bloodletting."

Dustin was running a 99.1 degree fever, and felt it necessary to engage in cumletting in order to cure his plight.

Cumletting by TheSavantofSavants January 11, 2018

Words you can keep

Colletting

To disappear from the group and walk around in a leisurely or aimless manner while texting or talking on the phone for an extended period of time

Where did Jack go, he was just right here?....Don't worry he's probably around the corner colletting.

Colletting by The Dover Crew June 12, 2011

Related Words

Cumletting • cumsitting • Coletting • Colletting • cummitting • cum cutting • cum eating • Cum eating space dragon

Coletting

The act of roaming around the office wasting time and typically distracting other people from doing their work. This normally happens when a person has reached the point in the day when they do not want to do anymore work for the day (reaching their Colette), but instead of going home, they start Coletting around the office.

Please stop Coletting at my desk, I have a lot of work to do.

Coletting by Weapon of Mass Seduction June 19, 2010

Cumsitting

Cum on your chair and sit on it.

I walked in on my bro cumsitting last night I was like "dude, lock the freakin' door!"

Cumsitting by chead August 26, 2010

cumsitting

Cumsitting is sitting in cum. This phenomenon started when a woman in Africa claimed that she had not slept with a man but had become pregnant by unwittingly sitting in a man's spilled seed. Cumsitting itself has deep roots in the cum fetish branch of the homosexual community.

Melanie: How goes the Milky White Throne, Cumsitter?
Josh: My ass is slimy and soft from cumsitting, Melly.

cumsitting by cumsitter August 25, 2010

cummitting

to cum in ones own hand (forming a mit with your hand to prevent drippage) and procede to shake hands with another person. usually performed with random members of society.

"Davy , I need some commitment."

"Sure Lesly, i dont have a problem with cummiting."

*The unfortunate break-up occured some time later*

cummitting by mmm69 October 21, 2003

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026