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Cumfetti
Cumfetti is a verb/noun
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.
Cumfetti Clap
Sam: Suh dude, you should’ve seen me and Xim last night. I pulled out and we did the Cumfetti Clap.
Robbie: Aw dude that slaps.
Robbie: Aw dude that slaps.
Cumfetti Clap by artvandelaé October 24, 2019
Cumletting
The practice of removing toxic ejaculate from the male urethra in order to cure an affliction. Derived from the old medical practice of "bloodletting."
Dustin was running a 99.1 degree fever, and felt it necessary to engage in cumletting in order to cure his plight.
Cumletting by TheSavantofSavants January 11, 2018
Russian Cumlette
A group of friends cum into a bowl (any type of bowl) and then you proceed to mix the semen and then use a turkey baster to inseminate a woman (with consent) and whoever is the father wins.
Russian Cumlette by JackieDaytonaHB January 6, 2022
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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