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Cumfett

To cosplay as boba fett while getting jacked off, most common to see at conventions such as comiccon.
by Cumfett March 21, 2021
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Cumlette

An omelette without egg whites but with cum.
Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.
by phunneh February 11, 2010
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Cumfetti

Cumfetti is a verb/noun
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.
I got the best blowjob ever!
how do you know?
The cumfetti was everywhere in 2 minutes!

I cumfetti'd all over her and made her pick up the pieces of paper afterwards.
by Pienese! November 28, 2010
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Cumfetti Clap

When you cum in your hand and hi five post coitus resulting in a showering spray of sex juice.
Sam: Suh dude, you should’ve seen me and Xim last night. I pulled out and we did the Cumfetti Clap.
Robbie: Aw dude that slaps.
by artvandelaé October 24, 2019
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Cumletting

The practice of removing toxic ejaculate from the male urethra in order to cure an affliction. Derived from the old medical practice of "bloodletting."
Dustin was running a 99.1 degree fever, and felt it necessary to engage in cumletting in order to cure his plight.
by TheSavantofSavants January 11, 2018
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cumfest

where there is a lot of cum involved during sexual activity.
my god lisa that was a massive cumfest we just had!
by Jakey-G August 24, 2005
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Russian Cumlette

A group of friends cum into a bowl (any type of bowl) and then you proceed to mix the semen and then use a turkey baster to inseminate a woman (with consent) and whoever is the father wins.
Me and my bros played Russian Cumlette and now I’m a dad.
by JackieDaytonaHB January 6, 2022
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