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Cumfest
as the name implies, it's a festival where you cum and dry your your boys (your cum sack aka your nut sack) to the point of being a desert where sperm and other cum beings live till they die of thirst or hunger for cum and some people (that will not be named) has went far and beyond to dry their sacks and many died from dry sack
your friend: Hey are you going to the Cumfest
you: yeah i,m going
your friend: that's good, could we go now
you: yeah lets go!
your mom: don't get to dry honey!
you: I won't mom!
you: yeah i,m going
your friend: that's good, could we go now
you: yeah lets go!
your mom: don't get to dry honey!
you: I won't mom!
Cumfest by Mcjuggernut69 November 30, 2020
Related Words
cumfest • cumfestival • cum festerer • Cumfetti • cumfiesta • Cumdestroyer • cumestible • Cumestry • cumfecta • Cumfeet
Cumfetti
Cumfetti is a verb/noun
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.
Cumfetti Clap
Sam: Suh dude, you should’ve seen me and Xim last night. I pulled out and we did the Cumfetti Clap.
Robbie: Aw dude that slaps.
Robbie: Aw dude that slaps.
Cumfetti Clap by artvandelaé October 24, 2019
cumjested
an action in which a women proceeds to give you a blowjob and as you cum you tell a joke, causing her to laugh so hard that show blow your load out of her nose.
also known as blowback
also known as blowback
cumjested by Superman307 August 20, 2010
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.