cumfestival 

usually one day of the year (but it can be two separate days)... a day when partners dedicate their energies to making the other partner sexually satisfied... as many times as desired (or possible LOL)
(NOT to be confused with cumbirthdays or cumanniversaries or cummemorative event days)

eg: "yesterday i gave brooke her cumfestival and she could barely walk today, so we are waiting until tomorrow for her to give me my cumfestival."
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cumfestival by i tudor dr phil September 5, 2011

cuntestival

Refers to a festival filled with beautiful and fuckable cunts.

Marcus: hey are you going to the Swedish House Mafia gig next weekend?

Roberto: Fuck yeah, it is going to be a cuntestival!

cuntestival by Cuntifuckintastic October 21, 2010

cuntestival

Refers to a festival filled with beautiful and fuckable cunts.

Marcus: hey are you going to the Swedish House Mafia gig next weekend?

Roberto: Fuck yeah, it is going to be a cuntestival!

cuntestival by Cuntifuckintastic October 21, 2010

Idaho Corn Cum Festival 

A mysterious once in a life time event where corn farmers come out from all over the united states to idaho to celebrate this festival. it begins with the smallest (penis length) farmer climbs the 1,400 pound 15 foot copper dildo and then empties his entire prostate onto the crowd of viewers, once that is complete they storm the copper dildo and knock him over and then they stampede him, then cum onto his seizing body. Then, they all gather into a giant corn shaped crowd and they all face the left, each person takes off their pants and then fuck each other in a giant congo line and deplete what little cum they have left over, while each of them eat a sweet corn on the cob, and then once everyone is done eating they stick it into the persons ass that they were fucking. and they spin in a 180 and the person that was infront of them is now facing them then they eat the corn of the cob out their ass.

Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"

Idaho Corn Cum Festival by NotLizard08 July 12, 2025