Culquistador
A combination of the words "culo" and "conquistador", who's English translations are "ass" and "conqueror" respectively. A culquistador is a multilingual ass conqueror.
Culquistador by Zachwashere May 22, 2022
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anal conquistador
anal conquistador by KPVA February 18, 2010
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Colgate Conquistador
John: Last night i made debbie do a colgate conquistador
Scotty: oh yeah? i knew i smelled something funny when she tried talking to me!
Scotty: oh yeah? i knew i smelled something funny when she tried talking to me!
Colgate Conquistador by RodWood July 18, 2010
rectal conquistador
rectal conquistador by Skinny Kid December 20, 2007
Cuntquistador
Cuntquistador by Vlad the Impaler February 9, 2006
conquistadorgt
A guy who plays on a shitty PC and rages when he gets fucked up in GTA(Gay Theft Asshole) or OT(Old Thunder). He represents the gay pride of Portugal and as a result James Charles was featured as the model for vogue Portugal. Insult him and he’ll attack your devices with alpha particles making them spasticated and beyond unusable
Guy: did you watch conquistadorgt’s video on OT?
Guy2: no
Guy: you will get fucked up by alpha particles
Guy2: no
Guy: you will get fucked up by alpha particles
conquistadorgt by MicrowaveCurry September 28, 2021
The Conquistador
Where you have sex with a man or woman, give them small pox, then kill off their entire family after you've weakened them with your pestilent diseases.
"I gave Jenny the conquistador, now I won't have to worry about her finding out that I gave her mom the conquistador right after I gave it to her later that night."
The Conquistador by Dustin Johnson A.K.A. The 18 Inch Punisher April 7, 2008
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