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The act of charging at and object or person, striking a Captain Morgan pose and masturbating until you ejaculate all over the object/person and then claiming said object/person as your own.
"Hey I heard Jeff was conquistadoring last night?"
"Yeah he totally ran up to Megs couch, whipped out his cock and jizzed all over it, then took it home with him."
"What a bro"
by GxSplinter May 19, 2013
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