Conqueror 

A brit who smells of crumpt crumbs and butter. He must have tea PROMPTLY at 12:30 noon, if he does not he irl ragequits or takes his rage out on the lovely, sexy, musclebound, gargantuan-penis-hasing dark blade. But Dark Blade never takes any of his slander and immediately puts conqueror in his place. Conqueror has yet to realize that Cubans are the superior race, a known fact to 97% of the population (remaining 3% are descendants of the KRUMPT klan). Hopefully conqueror will step out of his ignorance in the coming years.

Holy shit! He's eaten 2,345 crumpets and still going! What a conqueror!

Conqueror by BAKAMOTO TAISHO January 22, 2009

Conqueror's Wipe 

When you have to really put some effort into passing a massive shit, and put one foot up on the bath to wipe your arse, having totally dominated the toilet.

After eating a 40oz steak the night before, it took GP half an hour to pass the results, but the Conqueror's Wipe afterwards was totally, totally justified

Conqueror's Wipe by Gronksucker March 27, 2019

Conqueror’s syndrome 

When your curiosity gets the best of you and you just don’t know when to stop. When you can’t be grateful for what you’ve accomplished, you always have to chase / want the next thing you believe is better, you gotta collect em all, yet nothing satisfies your desire.

Mark lost Olivia, the love of his life due to conqueror’s syndrome.

John blew his life fortune due to his conqueror’s syndrome.

Conqueror’s syndrome by sound recollection September 4, 2025

duppy conqueror 

spirit or ghost conqueror. Duppy is caribbean word of West African origin meaning ghost or spirit

Bob Marley "Duppy Conqueror" listen to it

duppy conqueror by cmayer December 20, 2008

Sheldor the Conqueror 

The name of Sheldon Cooper's avatar/character on the online multiplayer game "Age Of Conan" set in the universe of Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian.

Sheldon Cooper: Sheldor is back online.
Penny: (mockingly) Sheldor?
Sheldon Cooper: The Conqueror.
Penny: What are you doing?
Sheldon: AFK. I’m playing Age of Conan, an online multiplayer game set in the universe of Robert E. Howard’s Conan the Barbarian.

You: "Hey did ya watch Big Bang Theory last night?"
Me: "Yeah I did! Loved the bit where Sheldon named his Age of Conan character 'Sheldor The Conqueror' and Penny named hers as "Queen Penelope' - So hilarious!"

Sheldor the Conqueror by PurpleOrchid85 August 25, 2010

norman the conqueror

When you tie a rope or ribbon around a girls ankles and then wrap it around her neck causing her legs to be up in the air and causing her to choose between blood-flow and her own leg muscles.

"what did you get up to last night g?" "Oh you know just gave my girl the old norman the conqueror."

norman the conqueror by senseiyenotha September 14, 2018

Unlucky_Conqueror 

Man who drinks from a shoe

Unlucky_Conqueror - Do a Shoey with princess Lulu

Unlucky_Conqueror by DaddiJed February 28, 2022