conquistadorgt

A guy who plays on a shitty PC and rages when he gets fucked up in GTA(Gay Theft Asshole) or OT(Old Thunder). He represents the gay pride of Portugal and as a result James Charles was featured as the model for vogue Portugal. Insult him and he’ll attack your devices with alpha particles making them spasticated and beyond unusable

Guy: did you watch conquistadorgt’s video on OT?
Guy2: no
Guy: you will get fucked up by alpha particles

by MicrowaveCurry September 28, 2021

conquistadorgt

conquistadorgt is a gay guy who enjoys playing an old ass game called GTA V and his hobbies include eating curry, driving a yellow cab and swallowing cum. He plays GTA each day and is currently working on a gay sex mod where every single character in the game is James Charles so he can go bum him in his yellow cab whilst listening to LilNasX Montero(Gay remix) and eating the finest hot spicy curry from India. He studied for his Bachelor of science in gay sex during the years 2004-2022 and his notable awards include the gay sex awards of 2022, he is currently obtaining his PhD in gay sex at Mumbai university where he lives with 10 of his boyfriends in the same dorm in which they have gay sex all day

Damn who’s that gayboy in a yellow cab?

Oh shiiit it’s conquistadorgt

Damn he really is gay af

by MicrowaveCurry September 1, 2022

anal conquistador

the ass conqueror; one who sets out on a conquest of anal pleasures

Neil Patrick Harris has become quite the anal conquistador in recent years.

by KPVA February 18, 2010

Colgate Conquistador

When you cum on a girls toothbrush and make her brush her teeth with it as if it was toothpaste.

John: Last night i made debbie do a colgate conquistador
Scotty: oh yeah? i knew i smelled something funny when she tried talking to me!

by RodWood July 18, 2010

rectal conquistador

A mans obsession of conquering another mans butt hole

Jamison loves having anal sex so much he is notoriously known as being a "rectal conquistador."

by Skinny Kid December 20, 2007

The Conquistador

Where you have sex with a man or woman, give them small pox, then kill off their entire family after you've weakened them with your pestilent diseases.

"I gave Jenny the conquistador, now I won't have to worry about her finding out that I gave her mom the conquistador right after I gave it to her later that night."

by Dustin Johnson A.K.A. The 18 Inch Punisher April 7, 2008

vagina conquistador

one who conquers, either sporadically or on a regular basis, vagina.

Jerry is a vagina conquistador in his own right.

by C. Diddy September 20, 2006