Cuckmercial

Term coined by Gavin Mcinnes (founder of Vice Media and Proud Boys) to refer to commercials that make men look like cucks. These commercials are specifically targeted towards liberal middle-aged women with well paid jobs. They try to appeal to the contempt these women have towards their husbands. The husband is shown to be a loser of sorts, and the product is marketed at the expense of the husband. These commercials sometimes include kids (DINKs are not the norm yet) who have a laugh again at the expense of their father, further justifying the worth of the product.

Dana : What's Gavin Mcinnes ranting about ?

Daniel : IKEA came up with a cuckmercial which shows a husband to be clumsy with furniture. But that's not a problem thanks to how inexpensive IKEA is. The wife says 'she can't change her husband, but she sure can buy a new IKEA'.

Dana : That's true

by AmericanFaggotron December 21, 2023

Cumercial

When a male/female masturbates during comercial breaks.

Tom didnt want to miss his favourite show so he decided to pull a cumercial. He pulled his dick until a slight orgasm occured. He then cummed on the TV Barbra Walters face in the screen.

by popo's on the tail October 9, 2009

Cummercial

A commercial for porn.

Dude1: "Remember that website you showed me 2 days ago?"
Dude2: "The one about blowjobs?"
Dude1: "Yeah bro. I just saw the cummercial today."

by succmastur June 12, 2017

Cummercial Enterprise

An economic enterprise taken by a company deeply invested in the making of sex toys and objects, or films and entertainment, for commercial purposes.

Hairy Johnson: Did you hear that a Japanese company is making disposable canned vaginas?
Dick Wholeson: Yeah, what a huge Cummercial Enterprise to undertake. I hope it works out well for them.
Major Perineum: Amen to that, its an all-American cornerstone of happiness, considering that its Japanese.

by G.M.H. June 1, 2009

suckmercial

A commercial that sucks.

Man, that head on one was a suckmercial!

by Jurobei June 16, 2007