G.M.H.'s definitions
N. - A mythical Irishman who was said to have destroyed Superman's home when he first synthesized Krypton in chemistry. Standing about five feet tall, Matt Gill can fly, shoot lazer beans from his eyes, drink any amount of beer, and turn any frisbee he touches into straight, heat-seeking, side-winding, and lazer-guided missles until they reach their intended targets.
Matt Gill commonly insists that he hasn't drank, as less than 99 beers off the wall doesn't even count in his book.
Matt Gill is an Omnihero, and as such can outrun any superhero. He eats gold and pisses rainbows, allowing him to follow the Yellow, Orange, Red, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet River to more gold, in a vicious cycle. Leprechauns worship him as their savior and upholder of Irish traditions.
Matt Gill commonly insists that he hasn't drank, as less than 99 beers off the wall doesn't even count in his book.
Matt Gill is an Omnihero, and as such can outrun any superhero. He eats gold and pisses rainbows, allowing him to follow the Yellow, Orange, Red, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet River to more gold, in a vicious cycle. Leprechauns worship him as their savior and upholder of Irish traditions.
When Matt Gill threw a frisbee the length of half a football field against the wind, and abruptly appeared to catch it with his left hand while not looking for a touchdown.
by G.M.H. November 6, 2009
Get the Matt Gillmug. To use one's mouth to consume or taste a 'soup' of bodily fluids created in one of the body's cavities during intercourse. To eat out the area (mouth, pussy, or anus) of your partner after making a soup of bodily fluids such as cum, sweat, feces, pea, and blood.
Ty Tass: Oh wow, how did you get six fluids in such a small cavity?
St. Pu Peter: I think its time for me to Taste Test The Soup - mm, that is good. Let me send you some from above, a blessing in disguise will hit you right in between the eyes.
St. Pu Peter: I think its time for me to Taste Test The Soup - mm, that is good. Let me send you some from above, a blessing in disguise will hit you right in between the eyes.
by G.M.H. June 2, 2009
Get the Taste Test The Soupmug. V. - To wrap one's dick in the lips of a woman's cunt like a pink or red hood while riding her, and cum on her lips in such a way that it splatters.
The Big Bad Wolf: "Hey, little red riding hood, want some of my goodies?"
LRRH: "My cookies are not your cookies."
"Oh come, I want to hop on it."
LRRH: "Who let the fucking dogs out!"
Mr. Shaggy Dog (watching): "Wag that tail, woof woof!"
LRRH: "My cookies are not your cookies."
"Oh come, I want to hop on it."
LRRH: "Who let the fucking dogs out!"
Mr. Shaggy Dog (watching): "Wag that tail, woof woof!"
by G.M.H. December 4, 2009
Get the Little Red Riding Hoodmug. Also commonly spelled Jeul, a Jewl is an ancient Jewish deul to the death, a contest of Jew powers. Jewls were (and occaisionally still are) traditionally held in a large rectangular room a minimum of ten stories high, in an urban financial area, with at least $500,000 of cash in room, and $2,500,000 in the immediate vicinity. Tactics for jewls can be found in several publications such as "Alaya's Guide to Cleaning House In Jewls". It can be used as a noun or verb, or adjective for jewlike/jeulike.
Amit: Man, that old man Alter doesn't even give his babies allowance after three months of age - bad things happen if you don't purse-feed them for the first six.
Ari: Yeah, I'm gonna jewl him and leave him as poor as a national senator when I'm done with him.
Alter: Boy, I taught you your Linear-Algebra! That Asian kid Tabunatakariuseki would have schooled you in math if it weren't for me! Go do your chores, get the wine from the well and the silver from our mine!
Ari: Yeah, I'm gonna jewl him and leave him as poor as a national senator when I'm done with him.
Alter: Boy, I taught you your Linear-Algebra! That Asian kid Tabunatakariuseki would have schooled you in math if it weren't for me! Go do your chores, get the wine from the well and the silver from our mine!
by G.M.H. June 1, 2009
Get the Jewlmug. V. - To parasail on the political engine in the carefree, thoughtfree, moralfree way that Sarah Palin did, until here untimely crash and death. To use renewable wind energy to puff oneself up with hot air and leave solid ground, in pursuit of unreachable sunsets and clouds, ignoring all rains and waves, and criticisms.
Not to be confused with Sarahfailing or Sarahfalin.
Not to be confused with Sarahfailing or Sarahfalin.
"Yo mahn, wehr u behn?"
"I wehnt to dah hehrtlahnd mahn, wehnt parah salin in da carrihbeeahn."
"I dohnt see ahnee bohdeelee ihnjuhrees thoh mahn..."
"Noh, I meen pohlihtihcahlee, I wahs ahrehstehd fo' sohlihsitin' prahsihtuhshun."
"I wehnt to dah hehrtlahnd mahn, wehnt parah salin in da carrihbeeahn."
"I dohnt see ahnee bohdeelee ihnjuhrees thoh mahn..."
"Noh, I meen pohlihtihcahlee, I wahs ahrehstehd fo' sohlihsitin' prahsihtuhshun."
by G.M.H. November 5, 2009
Get the Parah Salinmug. An economic enterprise taken by a company deeply invested in the making of sex toys and objects, or films and entertainment, for commercial purposes.
Hairy Johnson: Did you hear that a Japanese company is making disposable canned vaginas?
Dick Wholeson: Yeah, what a huge Cummercial Enterprise to undertake. I hope it works out well for them.
Major Perineum: Amen to that, its an all-American cornerstone of happiness, considering that its Japanese.
Dick Wholeson: Yeah, what a huge Cummercial Enterprise to undertake. I hope it works out well for them.
Major Perineum: Amen to that, its an all-American cornerstone of happiness, considering that its Japanese.
by G.M.H. June 1, 2009
Get the Cummercial Enterprisemug. The act of feeding an infant Jewish child, much like breast-feeding. Small amounts of coins or occasionally very small bills at later stages are used.
Arieh: And how long should my wife purse-feed my son Asher?
Asa: For about six months, weening him off by substituting kosher foods into his diet.
Arieh: Ah, thank you. He won't be hungry after that.
Asa: For about six months, weening him off by substituting kosher foods into his diet.
Arieh: Ah, thank you. He won't be hungry after that.
by G.M.H. June 1, 2009
Get the Purse-Feedmug.