G.M.H.'s definitions

Belgian Waffle

N. - The act or process of squeezing the ass cheeks of a female you are anally fucking such that compressed shit comes out, sculpted around your cock in a scone or cone shape, flattening it out, and having the female eat it. Great with whipped cream.

"Oh, there are nuts in this Belgian Waffle. Tasty."

by G.M.H. January 16, 2010

Jewl

Also commonly spelled Jeul, a Jewl is an ancient Jewish deul to the death, a contest of Jew powers. Jewls were (and occaisionally still are) traditionally held in a large rectangular room a minimum of ten stories high, in an urban financial area, with at least $500,000 of cash in room, and $2,500,000 in the immediate vicinity. Tactics for jewls can be found in several publications such as "Alaya's Guide to Cleaning House In Jewls". It can be used as a noun or verb, or adjective for jewlike/jeulike.

Amit: Man, that old man Alter doesn't even give his babies allowance after three months of age - bad things happen if you don't purse-feed them for the first six.
Ari: Yeah, I'm gonna jewl him and leave him as poor as a national senator when I'm done with him.
Alter: Boy, I taught you your Linear-Algebra! That Asian kid Tabunatakariuseki would have schooled you in math if it weren't for me! Go do your chores, get the wine from the well and the silver from our mine!

by G.M.H. June 1, 2009

Purse-Feed

The act of feeding an infant Jewish child, much like breast-feeding. Small amounts of coins or occasionally very small bills at later stages are used.

Arieh: And how long should my wife purse-feed my son Asher?
Asa: For about six months, weening him off by substituting kosher foods into his diet.
Arieh: Ah, thank you. He won't be hungry after that.

by G.M.H. June 1, 2009

Cummercial Enterprise

An economic enterprise taken by a company deeply invested in the making of sex toys and objects, or films and entertainment, for commercial purposes.

Hairy Johnson: Did you hear that a Japanese company is making disposable canned vaginas?
Dick Wholeson: Yeah, what a huge Cummercial Enterprise to undertake. I hope it works out well for them.
Major Perineum: Amen to that, its an all-American cornerstone of happiness, considering that its Japanese.

by G.M.H. June 1, 2009

Greasy Meat-Poker

To fuck the belly button of your partner. To insert the penis in the belly-button and have intercourse. Dubbed for its similarity to poking a roast-beef or chicken with a meat-thermometer or poker to see if it is tender.

Hugh Jass: Wow, you have an amazing girlfriend. I'd like to pull a Greasy Meat-Poker on her!
Wifebee Tier: Oh ya, Amerikan man, oh yeah. But only Ie kan.

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

Four Fountain Salute

When a woman expunges the bodily fluids from intercourse from her four main crevices (mouth, belly-buttons, vagina, and anus) at once by blowing, tensing the lower pelvic muscles, and bending over forward all at once.

Wei Tiyu: Alright, fire the Four Fountain Salute!
Hi Sishi Bichseh: Ahhh!
Wei Tiyu: Arg, you didn't have to get it all over the ceiling too!

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

Stuff The Turkey

To cum repetitively inside the rear cavity of a partner until it is completely full with cum. To fill them anally.

Darlene Gal: First I'll stuff our Thanksgiving Turkey in the kitchen, then you can stuff my turkey in the kitchen too.
Phillip Ta Gal: Oh, I'll Stuff The Turkey alright, 100% organic and healthy too.

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009