22 definitions by G.M.H.

Belgian Waffle

N. - The act or process of squeezing the ass cheeks of a female you are anally fucking such that compressed shit comes out, sculpted around your cock in a scone or cone shape, flattening it out, and having the female eat it. Great with whipped cream.

"Oh, there are nuts in this Belgian Waffle. Tasty."

by G.M.H. January 16, 2010

The Ear Plug

When you stick your dick in your mates ear and literally fuck their brains out. Common side effects include semen, blood, white matter, gray matter, peeling flesh, and piss frothing forth in a cornucopia of liquid love.

"This The Ear Plug is the best zombie protection around! Oh my god, it burns like my passion!"

by G.M.H. November 5, 2009

Little Red Riding Hood

V. - To wrap one's dick in the lips of a woman's cunt like a pink or red hood while riding her, and cum on her lips in such a way that it splatters.

The Big Bad Wolf: "Hey, little red riding hood, want some of my goodies?"
LRRH: "My cookies are not your cookies."
"Oh come, I want to hop on it."
LRRH: "Who let the fucking dogs out!"
Mr. Shaggy Dog (watching): "Wag that tail, woof woof!"

by G.M.H. December 4, 2009

Sluck

V. - To suck and lick at once with all the skill of a slut.

Denise slucked de nephews balls alls nite.

by G.M.H. November 6, 2009

Urbane

The use of bane urbane dictionary terms!

College Student: "Let me give you the ear plug you fucking bitch."
Girlfriend: "No, give me the rusty trombone, rim me and trim me!"
Roommate: "God, you guys are urbane."

by G.M.H. November 13, 2009

Parah Salin

V. - To parasail on the political engine in the carefree, thoughtfree, moralfree way that Sarah Palin did, until here untimely crash and death. To use renewable wind energy to puff oneself up with hot air and leave solid ground, in pursuit of unreachable sunsets and clouds, ignoring all rains and waves, and criticisms.

Not to be confused with Sarahfailing or Sarahfalin.

"Yo mahn, wehr u behn?"
"I wehnt to dah hehrtlahnd mahn, wehnt parah salin in da carrihbeeahn."
"I dohnt see ahnee bohdeelee ihnjuhrees thoh mahn..."
"Noh, I meen pohlihtihcahlee, I wahs ahrehstehd fo' sohlihsitin' prahsihtuhshun."

by G.M.H. November 5, 2009

Preachfessor

A professor who only teaches through lecture and sermons, a preacher teacher.

Prof. Pierce Ovshit: "And I am curious to know what you think, but first I should mention that back in the 14th century there was..."
Stew Dent: "A man who couldn't shut up to save his life. Fucking preachfessor."

by G.M.H. November 13, 2009