Cummercial 

A commercial for porn.

Dude1: "Remember that website you showed me 2 days ago?"
Dude2: "The one about blowjobs?"
Dude1: "Yeah bro. I just saw the cummercial today."

Cummercial by succmastur June 12, 2017

Cummercial Enterprise 

An economic enterprise taken by a company deeply invested in the making of sex toys and objects, or films and entertainment, for commercial purposes.

Hairy Johnson: Did you hear that a Japanese company is making disposable canned vaginas?
Dick Wholeson: Yeah, what a huge Cummercial Enterprise to undertake. I hope it works out well for them.
Major Perineum: Amen to that, its an all-American cornerstone of happiness, considering that its Japanese.

Cummercial Enterprise by G.M.H. June 1, 2009

commercial rape 

when your your watching tv and there is so many commercials that you forget what you are watching.

The other day when I was watching Family Guy, I got commercial raped and I had no clue what I was watching!

commercial rape by commmercialrape September 17, 2011

commercial surrealism 

A style of filmmaking that uses odd angles, zooms, pointless video effects, musical numbers, and sudden noises to try to keep an audience's attention, but ends up just drowning whatever information is intended with sheer noise. Common in the 1990s, for instructional videos and commercials. Best exemplified by Bill Nye.

Coined by the RedLetterMedia series "Best of the Worst"

"Ugh, I didn't learn a thing from that science video, all I got from it is a headache. It was too full of commercial surrealism to understand."

commercial surrealism by FreezingKaiju June 20, 2020

Commercialbowl 

What the Superbowl is to some viewers who don't care at all for the football part; but only watch it for the new commercials.

Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah, the Commercialbowl is on today!!! I don't watch it for the foot-testicle {football}, I watch it for the new commercials!!!

Commercialbowl by Telephony March 11, 2012

Commercial Slut 

Girl that works the commercials hard and often. Usually very good looking.

Make sure you stay on this channel because that one commercial slut I was telling you about comes on often.

Commercial Slut by Brad Paisley February 28, 2009

Commarcial 

The way that a boy, perhaps named Thomas says the word commercial.

OMJ, did you see that HILAR commarcial?

Commarcial by annicle December 26, 2010