head on

A mysterious ointment. The only thing known about it is how to use it.

Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On.

by BLF July 12, 2006

head on

Apply directly to the forehead.

Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.

"Goddamn...If I watch this commercial enough times, I'm gonna NEED some Head On..."

by C-Mills December 23, 2007

head on

A type of headache medicne with those annoying ''Apply directly to the forehead'' commericals. We are not blind, we can clearly see the lady, applying it to her forehead. Recent commercials have usually someone step in the middle of the commerical saying ''Don't you get sick of this?''

head on apply directly to the forehead!

by DizzyLizzy February 22, 2007

head on

The most annoying commercial ever made, repeatitious HEAD ON HEAD, APPLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD. Senseless advertisement, never really explained what it is for, just apply on forehead.

Jake: Hey Nina, have u seen this annoying commercial head on
Nina: Head what!?
Jake: Head On, apply to your forehead
Nina: Apply what to my what!?
Jake: Head On, apply directly to your forehead
Nina: Say it again?
Jake: Head on, apply directly to your forehead
Nina: Can't hear you, sorry
Jake: You need to apply head on
Nina: Oops no signal, sorry gotta hung up
Jake: Head on!

by Noni Mouse August 23, 2006

head on

head on is a medicine that comes in stick form like chap stick, the commercials are annoying and never mention a single thing about the product burning your head. this product was discontinued due to the fact that it does not work and was falsely advertised.

head on, apply directly to the forehead!

by Anon482901 April 15, 2009

head on

when a female is giving you a blowjob and she gets a headache, you ejaculate on her forehead, and asked her if it worked.

when your girl gets a headache, tell her to suck you off and she will feel better because you will give her some head on

by mundy01 June 15, 2011

head is head

The phrase used to justify hooking up with an ugly or sub-par chick.

Jack- Yo dude I finally got with that Katie chick!
Nick- Nice bro, is she hot?
Jack- Head is head bro.
Nick- I'll take that as a no...

by Chris_Wright June 13, 2009