suckmercial
A commercial that sucks.
suckmercial by Jurobei June 16, 2007
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Cuckmercial
Term coined by Gavin Mcinnes (founder of Vice Media and Proud Boys) to refer to commercials that make men look like cucks. These commercials are specifically targeted towards liberal middle-aged women with well paid jobs. They try to appeal to the contempt these women have towards their husbands. The husband is shown to be a loser of sorts, and the product is marketed at the expense of the husband. These commercials sometimes include kids (DINKs are not the norm yet) who have a laugh again at the expense of their father, further justifying the worth of the product.
Dana : What's Gavin Mcinnes ranting about ?
Daniel : IKEA came up with a cuckmercial which shows a husband to be clumsy with furniture. But that's not a problem thanks to how inexpensive IKEA is. The wife says 'she can't change her husband, but she sure can buy a new IKEA'.
Dana : That's true
Daniel : IKEA came up with a cuckmercial which shows a husband to be clumsy with furniture. But that's not a problem thanks to how inexpensive IKEA is. The wife says 'she can't change her husband, but she sure can buy a new IKEA'.
Dana : That's true
Cuckmercial by AmericanFaggotron December 21, 2023
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Example #1
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Example #2
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