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Cubanichi 

I can go forever like an old fashioned country mouse
Estilo be guajiro
Latino is the lingo
I’m straight Cubanichi
I bang Pinar del Rio

— Sen Dog (Cypress HIll artist)
Cubanichi by heck5 April 22, 2010

Cubonics 

Any word or phrase repeatedly misused, out of context, until it becomes an accepted alternative to the actual word or phrase. Usually occurs within the work place and the mistake goes uncorrected due to the unintentional humor factor among those who know the true usage.
The boss was speaking Cubonics when he told us to "teak" the presentation.
Cubonics by BFD137 May 12, 2012

Cubanisimo 

Means that is very Cuban, something a cuban would do.
Hey you Cabos all day thats very cubanisimo.
Cubanisimo by Qbinisimo October 14, 2004

Marxist Cubanist 

A person affected by the failed attempt of Marxism in Cuba.
I am a Marxist Cubanist living in America and fighting for freedom.
Marxist Cubanist by Patriot Girl August 26, 2021

cubanican 

Someone whose father is Cuban and whose mother is Dominican.
The cubanican was equally proud of his Cuban and Dominican heritage.
cubanican by mantell July 5, 2006

Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios 

This creature is incapable of growing its own teeth and relies on a health insurance plan to acquire a pair, Defying the natural laws of physics and most health policies this creature can reach speeds of up to mach2 after takeoff, it uses this to its advantage to constantly clean a nest, and sometimes uses its speed for tactical espionage missions which it then uses to blackmail you into submission. Resistance is futile, This stubborn creature refuses to see, or hear. After many years of training you can just then begin to domesticate this beast. It can be identified by its high-frequency calls (See 'YAH!') which it uses to see, much like a bat. It also uses these screeches as a signal for takeoff, as well as to atract mates. (see 'pepito') It usually wears a staind moomoo and folds its wings into a praying position while muttering what seem like warcries, while in this state this creature will sometimes be found laying in a fetal position. It shuffles its claws while walking as well. This 'thing' is a force to be reconed with.
While trying to steal a bag of chips from publix, The manager released his sentinal beast upon me, the feared 'Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios'.