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Definitions by Mung

One word, another word 

Often used in college dorm rooms in which an excesive amount of people are using up all the seats. To ensure your seat upon return from grabbing your beer you claim one word, another word, stating you kill the person who takes your seat. code of conduct.
sitting
get up
"one word, another word."
beer
sit down
One word, another word by mung March 10, 2005
The second worst suburb in Sydney behind Kingsgrove. Loftus is a naturally occuring cesspool where rare breeds of rodents multiply and flourish.
One day, i was walking around in the shire and suddenly, i found i was lost in Loftus!! it took me 3 and a half days to find another person. and he didn't have a phone. it took me another 2 whole weeks to find a phone. then i was rescued
loftus by MUNG June 11, 2004

american football 

A game for unco ordinated idiots who cannot play football(soccer) or any other decent contact sport (Rugby League, AFL)

Only america cares about this piece of shit sport.

american football lovers are characterised by a desire to put down soccer. mainly because they don't have a hope of dribbling the ball with their feet past other players and smashing a rocket shot into the top corner. The american football fan is likely to be a dumbass red neck with as much brains as a cucumber.
"Hey Billy-Jane, lets play us some american fooosball."

"Nuuuuh, Mary-Bobby-Joe, i got me some rabbit hunting to do."

Bystander "American football, the biggest piece of shit in the world, AUSTRALIA RULES FUCKERS!"

whilst
american football by MUNG June 11, 2004
To bear an uncanny resemblance to Australian Idol star, Guy Sebastion.
gok by mung May 7, 2004

COCKBITE 

the genetic combination of a rooster and false teeth
number one... that is offensive and....... i am not a cockbite...
COCKBITE by Mung February 19, 2004

perplexic 

An extreme state of confusion, insanity, fear.
Johns mom went perplexic when he vomited all over the carpet.
perplexic by Mung August 17, 2003

boogerdigger 

See 'Index Finger'
After falling down the stairs I happened to fracture my boogerdigger.
boogerdigger by Mung August 2, 2003