A cuban is great way to get a great party going. Refers to a cuban cigar, hand made, and illegal in the United States. People get really impressed when you pull a couple out and light em up.
A tool: Yo, i got some cubans!
Everyone Else: YO, sweet, lets hit em!
by boardbro January 25, 2005
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A person from Cuba who is stereotyped ALOT. most of them are 'chusmas', but some are actually classy, wealthy people.

We talk loud and sometimes are annoying, but people love us anyways. we love our family and always have food to offer.

Their abuelitas always feed them, even if they are 1000 pounds.

Cubans are white, black, mulato, and chinese.
Cubans ALWAYS have the best food (croquettas, picadillo, carne con papa, abondigas, etc.) and their bread is the SHITT.

Most Cuban men/guys are cocky and arrogant, and even being a Cuban, i admit it. The old men usually talk loud and say "OYE" with a nasaly voice.

About 90% of miami is made up of cubans, but not all came from little banana boats. (my family came on a plane)
Alot of cubans own farmacias, and live in Hialeah.
Cuban: Oye eat some picadillo!
Person: STOP YELLING !
Cuban: I'm not this is my whisper!

Person: oh well i'm not hungry
Cuban: ok i'll feed you anyways.
by PinoyCubana November 17, 2011
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A person that can whip your ass in dominoes. Is family oriented. Cooks better than everyone else. Drinks Mojitos. Smokes Cigars. Drinks the strongest coffe known to man. Plays and watches baseball. And dreams of the day the homeland can be revisited. VIVA CUBA LIBRE CARAJO!
Mira el tipo este. De verdad que esta enpingao. Tiene que ser cubano
by CosasCuba.com February 27, 2006
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What 90% of people who live in Miami, Florida are.
Person in Miami #1: What nationality are you?
Person in Miami #2: I'm Cuban.
Person in Miami #1: Me too.
by SomeBadJoke September 10, 2006
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1. A person of cuban nationality or origin.

2. A person who has superior dancing skills, usually involving ass shaking, grinding, or reggaeton.

3. (adj.) sexy.
1. I'm Cuban, my mom is from Cuba.

2. "She is so Cuban on the dance floor..."

3. Damn, that girl is cuban.
by Andrés el nadador June 11, 2008
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The best thing to be. The coolest and most talented people in the world. And they come in all races.
Andy Garcia, Celia Cruz, Fat Joe, Gloria Estafan, etc.
by cUbAn_StEvE April 09, 2005
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Goegeous people with the best food, music, baseball players and boxers. There island is the best in the carribean. The women are the best and have the biggest butts in the world. The men are hot to. No Cuban likes to be called puerto rican cuz Cubans are better and also because puerto ricans copied the flag and try to display it to everyone when they didn't even come up with. Cuban is also a good lover!!!!
Guy: My chick is Cuban.
His friend: You hella lucky!!!!!!!!!!
by MariCrystal June 07, 2007
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