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Cubonics 

Any word or phrase repeatedly misused, out of context, until it becomes an accepted alternative to the actual word or phrase. Usually occurs within the work place and the mistake goes uncorrected due to the unintentional humor factor among those who know the true usage.
The boss was speaking Cubonics when he told us to "teak" the presentation.
Cubonics by BFD137 May 12, 2012
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cubonic plague

when a coworker in the neighboring cube is in a foul mood and it becomes contagious
Carl had a shitty night last night, and brought his bad mood to the office. He's spreading the cubonic plague.
cubonic plague by patty pee August 27, 2010
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cybonics 

words or language used when talking about technology, especially computers.
we were talking about putting together a new computer, but she didnt understand my cybonics.
cybonics by Meathook March 25, 2004
Language used by Cuban Americans.
Cubanics is a mixture of Cuban and American language
Cubanics by Ohwell305 February 27, 2024
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026