a word often used by Doctor Who fans on Tumblr to discribe Matt Smith's hair, who plays the Eleventh Doctor.

The word is often used in haiku poems that pay tribute to Smith's hair.
The hair is like an elegant ocean wave carved from teak, and we welcome haiku on the subject, Japanese language optional.
by yourenotalone December 10, 2010
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Im get so mother fucking teaked right now.
Lets smoke some teak.
You a teak head.
Im a teak.
by nrchronzies November 1, 2007
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The act of only having a little weed but not being high yet. The same as being buzzed from alcohol.
Bro, I've only had one and a half bowls so I'm teaked.
by hippster_patrol August 23, 2011
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1. A type of wood that can be used to make various items.

2. A name for a girl. Not very common but it is used out there somewhere...
1. Guy- Check out this cool chair I made!
Guy 2- Cool! What's it made of? oak?
Guy-No man, this is pure teak!

2. Guy- Check out Teak over there! She's so hott!
Guy 2-Yeah she is! Hey, maybe she'd like your teak chair!

by mooshi800 April 19, 2009
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Teak is the name of the greatest man who has ever lived.

There’s literally something divine about him. A god in human form.
Person 1: Who is the greatest guy who ever lived?

Person 2: Maybe Jesus, actually nah it’s definitely Teak
by Agamemnon1000 November 24, 2021
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Person 1: Wanna go out tonight?
Person 2: Nah I'm chillaxin' with my home girl Teak!

Girl 1: Why are you always skipping out on our dates?
Girl 2: Me and Teak got a thing, it's kinda personal
by iliketoeatcake May 1, 2010
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