Cruzie 

Another name for a tonsil stone. Named after the horrendously infamous one sitting on Ted Cruz's lip at the 3/3/2016 GOP debate.

Damn bro get that cruzie off your lip, that shit is gross af.

Cruzie by oconnecl August 2, 2016

tailpipe cruzer

Someone who likes ass sex,usually a homosexual

That Elton john dude sure is a tailpipe cruzer and don't even try to hide it like John Travolta did!

tailpipe cruzer by pipelayer24 May 25, 2013

Cruzer 

A gang of thugs who support the School Shooter Nickolas Cruz. And maybe the Columbine Shooters.

Respect +

Cruzers down da school hall with their P-64's

Cruzer by diktahp July 11, 2018

midnight crazies 

Wild behavior common with cats late at night who will run from room to room and jump on furniture, often yowling, for no explicable reason.

Angela: What's wrong with Mr. Mittens? Last night he spent an hour racing through my apartment meowing like a banshee.

William: I wouldn't worry, it's probably just the midnight crazies: typical weird feline behavior.

midnight crazies by Medicine Show November 16, 2011

crazier than a fish with titties 

To be extremely crazy. Originates from part 13 of R.kelly's 'trapped in the closet', a epic 22 part 'hip-hopera' saga.

Smoking weed in here tron? that is crazier than a fish with titties!

crazier than a fish with titties by Ebonyks August 20, 2007

bath crazies 

The bizzarre mood your dog is in immediately following you giving it a bath. Typical behavior includes running, jumping, barking, and generally acting crazy.

We just gave Tilly a bath, now she's jumping around, acting like a lunatic. She has the bath crazies.

bath crazies by Lon December 27, 2006

Cruzing 

Looking for porn on Twitter. Bonus points if you get caught "liking" one of the posts and blame it on a hack, then on a staffer.

I understand the problems the country currently faces, but I plan to spend the night Cruzing.

Cruzing by SheriffBoss September 13, 2017