6 definitions by pipelayer24

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An extremely long penis that slaps the thighs when doing anything naked
I went skinny dippin the other night with a bunch of hot chicks until Jeff jumped in with his big thigh slapper and took home all the pussy!
by pipelayer24 June 01, 2013
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Someone who likes ass sex,usually a homosexual
That Elton john dude sure is a tailpipe cruzer and don't even try to hide it like John Travolta did!
by pipelayer24 May 25, 2013
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The act of taking a piss and when done,vigorously shaking the penis in a up and down or side to side motion so the last drop of piss flies off into never never land!
I had 4 long island teas down at the strip club for lunch,I'm gonna go shake the dew off my lily and get back to work.
by pipelayer24 May 31, 2013
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Someone who is not cool or up with the times,usually a 18-25 yr old male that is still a virgin but still talks about whacking it everynite cause he's clueless on how to nail some snatch!
That dude chris is such a pud whacker,he couldn't get laid in a 10.00 whore house!
by pipelayer24 May 31, 2013
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A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!
After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!
by pipelayer24 July 06, 2013
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A restaurant chain that strives to hire the dumbest fucktards to serve you the wrong order every time!
Me and my woman ran thru mcdonalds on the way home Friday night only to realize that when we got home,the dumb ass at the window gave us the wrong order like they do 9 out of 10 times!
by pipelayer24 June 24, 2013
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