cruzed

When someone calls your wife ugly and you still kiss their ass then commit treason for them.

I totally got cruzed today at the senate.

by steverrrr January 11, 2021

cruzed

Seeing porn on your twitter feed because someone else liked it

"I got cruzed today, it was lesbian porn too!"

by Babymamamams September 13, 2017

You Got Cruzed!

Pronounced: ('You Got Cruised!') Is a expression that is usually used when someone proves that they are better than someone else without sounding like a Chav, leaving the victim speechless.

This can be used in any scenario.

Boy 1: Mum, please don't shout at me when my friends are...

Boy 1's Mum: Shut up you little shit! I can shout whenever I want!

Boy 2: You Got Cruzed!

by natty56bp October 29, 2011

Cruced

Popularized by The youtuber Nadexey: It means something is bad, terrible, or you are getting destroyed.

God damn Rat, Your hairline Cruced. Or you on a 50 game streak? i'm pullin up and you about to get your shit cruced.

by Zohle February 7, 2018

tailpipe cruzer

Someone who likes ass sex,usually a homosexual

That Elton john dude sure is a tailpipe cruzer and don't even try to hide it like John Travolta did!

by pipelayer24 May 25, 2013

Cruzer

A gang of thugs who support the School Shooter Nickolas Cruz. And maybe the Columbine Shooters.

Respect +

Cruzers down da school hall with their P-64's

by diktahp July 11, 2018

Cruced

When something is ruined that 2k19 players use to describe their friends horrible records. Can also be used to roast people.

Bruh your record is cruced this is why your an amateur one my niggi!

by danjesusOsRs June 20, 2019