Top definition
When someone calls your wife ugly and you still kiss their ass then commit treason for them.
I totally got cruzed today at the senate.
by steverrrr January 11, 2021
Get the mug
Get a cruzed mug for your daughter Larisa.
Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Jazz Cabbage mug for your daughter-in-law Riley.
2
Seeing porn on your twitter feed because someone else liked it
"I got cruzed today, it was lesbian porn too!"
by Babymamamams September 13, 2017
Get the merch
Get the cruzed neck gaiter and mug.