Lon's definitions

weblish

Weblish is a form of english that is used as a slang for online conversations. See also, internet jargon.

OMG ur such a jerk! WTF is ur problem?

by Lon August 4, 2005

Matriculate

A term used originally used by Hank Stram, the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1960's during Superbowl IV, which describes consistently gaining yards and moving the football down the field against an opponents defense.

The term is now used by a multitude of sports anchors when reviewing football highlights.

"Yeah let's just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys!" - Hank Stram

Matriculate!

by Lon November 14, 2005

combos

A delicious snack distributed by MasterFoods USA. It takes either a a pretzel or cracker exterior, and combines it with a filling that has multiple flavors. Most popular combinations are pizzeria pretzel, nacho cheese pretzel, cheedar cheese cracker, etc...

But, stay away from the mustard filled ones. They are poison.

by Lon May 29, 2005

biff

The nemesis of Marty in the Back To the Future film series. Marty manages to encounter several different relatives of the Tanner family throughout the three BTF movies.

Biff - "How about you make like a tree, and get out of here!"

by Lon September 5, 2005

gas

Slang for a soda's "fizz".

"Shit, this Coke's out of gas! How long has the can been open?"

by Lon October 13, 2003

Jeff K.

Jeff K is hosted through Something Awful's website. (www.somethingawful.com) He is a teenage boy with the worst spelling and grammar skills known to man. He claims to be a 1337 haX0r, and likes to review movies and games. One of the best reasons to visit SA.

"All modams connected too each othar so to yuo could palay DuKE NUKAM 3D AND GET TEH SHRINK RAY MICORWAVE GUN!!! I shrank teh Pig Cop into a tiny hog and stepped on him and SAW A STRIPPAR!!!"

by Lon May 6, 2005

aliza

An aliza is something very clean, polite, and well kept. Distancing herslef from anything dirty or anal, Alizas tend to remain superior. They also obtain the tastest bags of food that are frequently stolen by inferior surrounding beasts.

"Clean up the hallway and put the stolen booty back, the Aliza is coming!"

by Lon January 25, 2005