Lon's definitions

Matriculate

A term used originally used by Hank Stram, the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1960's during Superbowl IV, which describes consistently gaining yards and moving the football down the field against an opponents defense.

The term is now used by a multitude of sports anchors when reviewing football highlights.

"Yeah let's just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys!" - Hank Stram

Matriculate!

by Lon November 14, 2005

weblish

Weblish is a form of english that is used as a slang for online conversations. See also, internet jargon.

OMG ur such a jerk! WTF is ur problem?

by Lon August 4, 2005

combos

A delicious snack distributed by MasterFoods USA. It takes either a a pretzel or cracker exterior, and combines it with a filling that has multiple flavors. Most popular combinations are pizzeria pretzel, nacho cheese pretzel, cheedar cheese cracker, etc...

But, stay away from the mustard filled ones. They are poison.

by Lon May 29, 2005

ilanna

Also known as the "Jay". Although often small and compact, Ilanna's tend to be strong and frisky. Spotted by a large ball of peach fuzz and blonde whisps, Ilannas attract much attention from others, espeically males with red or auburn hair.

"The Ilanna attacked the wallabeast because he was of brown hair and intruding her nest"

by Lon January 25, 2005

squeaky toy

A toy, typically made of rubber or plastic that has a small in one part and is filled with air. When squeezed, it lets out a mildly humorous high pitched "squeak" that gets old really fast. Dogs love them.

"Oh my god take that damn squeaky toy away from the dog. It's driving me insane."

by Lon May 5, 2005

Midichlorian

In the Star Wars universe, Midichlorian's are chemical compounds found within every living cell that forms the basis between the connection life and the Force. Without midichlorians, life would be impossible. According to Star Wars lore, the amount of midichlorians in a life from represents it's ability to understand, comprehend, and manipulate the Force.

According to Qui-Gon Jinn, in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Anakin Skywalker had the highest midichlorian count in any life form ever detected. That count was 20,000 per cell. This number was even higher than Yoda's.

However, one can only hypothesize how many midichlorians Anakin's son, Luke had.

Midichlorians fundamentally connect you to the Force.

by Lon May 25, 2005

HoobaSnake

Something a jackass says

He was all, "hoobasnake"

by Lon April 8, 2004