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The name that several have given to Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars series, due to the parallels of his character and Jesus Christ.

1. Both were "immaculately" concevied. Jesus by the Holy Spirit, and Anakin by the Midichlorians.

2. Both were prophesized to be the savior of their people. Jesus for mankind's sins, and Anakin to destroy the sith and bring balance to the force.
Anakin's fall to the darkside would be like saying Jesus Christ refuted God, and sided with Satan and the demons of hell.
by Lon August 18, 2005
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Tortilla soup comes in many different forms, however, the most popular form is made like such:

A rich, nacho cheese and chicken broth base combined with chicken and salsa, mexican chili powder and jalapenos, all cooked together. Then, add fried strips of corn tortilla on top to make a crunchy, melty, delicious mexican soup.
Oh my god, this tortilla soup is amazing, Lonny.
by Lon May 16, 2005
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A toy, typically made of rubber or plastic that has a small in one part and is filled with air. When squeezed, it lets out a mildly humorous high pitched "squeak" that gets old really fast. Dogs love them.
"Oh my god take that damn squeaky toy away from the dog. It's driving me insane."
by Lon May 5, 2005
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What occurs when it's so cold outside that your penis shrivels down to the size of a tator tot.
Dude, it's freezing outside. I was so tator tottin' it.
by Lon March 8, 2006
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Messica just so happens to be the nickname for my girlfriend because her name is Jessica, and she's a mess. Put them together...
Heya Mess...what'd ya fuck up now?
by Lon February 24, 2005
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In the Star Wars universe, Midichlorian's are chemical compounds found within every living cell that forms the basis between the connection life and the Force. Without midichlorians, life would be impossible. According to Star Wars lore, the amount of midichlorians in a life from represents it's ability to understand, comprehend, and manipulate the Force.

According to Qui-Gon Jinn, in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Anakin Skywalker had the highest midichlorian count in any life form ever detected. That count was 20,000 per cell. This number was even higher than Yoda's.

However, one can only hypothesize how many midichlorians Anakin's son, Luke had.
Midichlorians fundamentally connect you to the Force.
by Lon May 23, 2005
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A term used originally used by Hank Stram, the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1960's during Superbowl IV, which describes consistently gaining yards and moving the football down the field against an opponents defense.

The term is now used by a multitude of sports anchors when reviewing football highlights.
"Yeah let's just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys!" - Hank Stram

Matriculate!
by Lon October 8, 2005
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