Lon's definitions

intellect

Intellect refers to a human's ability to function outside of instinct. Examples include art, music, emotion, and worship.

Intellect should not be confused with intelligence.

by Lon April 17, 2006

Final Fantasy

Overrated RPG series. Which of these "final" fantasies are actually going to be the last god damn Final Fantasy?

Final Fantasy fanboys get a major chubby any time you talk about the series.

by Lon September 5, 2005

jackoffsturbate

A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.

Holy shit, watching that porno made me so damn horny. I'm going to go home and jackoffsturbate.

by Lon August 18, 2005

women of mass frustration

These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"

My mom is totally being a WMF today.

by Lon September 2, 2005

britney spears

A female pop artist who's pussy has been invaded more times than Poland.

Britney Spears is blown out.

by Lon June 5, 2005

popcorn

Some shitty horror movie made in the 80's

This movie fucking sucks.

by Lon May 15, 2005

leadership

Leadership refers to the quality that a person or collection of people hold in which they command respect and are highly influential. However, leadership has shown to be highly overrated, in accordance with the numerous scandals and failures among leaders themselves. Leadership is frequently questionable and should be critically evaluated. Some psychologist groups argue that the "born leader" also has a lot in common with people who suffer from narcissistic personality tendencies.

"Hey, let's go to this leadershp conference."

"Okay. Does that mean we get to become the rich one-percent who controls the world and everyone in it?"

"Yes."

"Okay."

by Lon May 5, 2005