Lon's definitions
An extremley rich person, usually seen wearing fur coats and high class suits. They almost always live in huge ass mansions, and drive high-class foreign cars. While some can be complete assholes, others actually share their wealth.
by Lon October 13, 2003

These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"
by Lon September 2, 2005

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by Lon April 15, 2006

One of the greatest food creations of all time. Buffalo Wings are chicken wings that are breaded, and then coated in "Buffalo Sauce" which is almost always liquified red pepper, but some restaurants add other ingredients.
There is great debate amongs b-wing lovers about who has the best wings. It is generally agreed upon that Hooters has the best wings in the world, while Buffalo Wild Wings comes in a close second.
Plus, they go great with beer.
There is great debate amongs b-wing lovers about who has the best wings. It is generally agreed upon that Hooters has the best wings in the world, while Buffalo Wild Wings comes in a close second.
Plus, they go great with beer.
by Lon August 8, 2005

Rap music represents the lowest form of intelligent sound composition. Rap music is known primarily for it's insignificant and objective lyrics, which often objectify women and portray the various rap artist in a a grandeous light. Somehow, someway, the rap industry still manages to trick millions of people a year to give up billions of their dollars.
by Lon May 13, 2005

The magical fairy who comes in the middle of the night and leaves single black pubic hairs on the outer rims of toilet seats and urinals.
by Lon August 29, 2007
