Lon's definitions

rich bitch

An extremley rich person, usually seen wearing fur coats and high class suits. They almost always live in huge ass mansions, and drive high-class foreign cars. While some can be complete assholes, others actually share their wealth.

Look at that rich bitch over there in that Mercedes! Damn!

by Lon October 13, 2003

money

What Snoop Dogg has on his mind.

"...With my mind on my money and my money on my mind..."

by Lon December 28, 2005

glitch gamer

A person who repeatedly uses an AI glitch in a video game to their advantage. This is seen most often on sports titles, with Madden NFL Football and NCAA Football having some of the biggest known glitches.

These "glitches" are nearly impossible to defend against, since they are a flaw in the programming of the application.

This bastard throws a Hail Mary on every play and completes the pass 85% of the time. In real life, this does not happen.

by Lon August 10, 2005

mormon

A group of people who are Christians but place great importance in the Book of Mormon, for which there is little evidence for.

The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.

Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.

I can find the verse in the Bible that proves the Book of Mormon wrong.

by Lon May 15, 2005

Detroit Lions

The laughingstock of the NFL.

Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"

Sick Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "DETROIT LIONS!"

Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"

by Lon August 6, 2006

bath crazies

The bizzarre mood your dog is in immediately following you giving it a bath. Typical behavior includes running, jumping, barking, and generally acting crazy.

We just gave Tilly a bath, now she's jumping around, acting like a lunatic. She has the bath crazies.

by Lon December 27, 2006

tator tottin' it

What occurs when it's so cold outside that your penis shrivels down to the size of a tator tot.

Dude, it's freezing outside. I was so tator tottin' it.

by Lon April 15, 2006