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Overrated RPG series. Which of these "final" fantasies are actually going to be the last god damn Final Fantasy?
by Lon September 5, 2005
Get the Final Fantasy mug.Intellect refers to a human's ability to function outside of instinct. Examples include art, music, emotion, and worship.
Intellect should not be confused with intelligence.
by Lon April 17, 2006
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by Lon December 28, 2005
Get the Vanna White Job mug.A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.
by Lon August 18, 2005
Get the jackoffsturbate mug.A math game given to elementary school students to help them learn their multiplication tables.
The premise of the game, is that you are given three rows of ten basic multiplicaton problems, in which you are supposed to answer as many as you can in sixty seconds. If you manage to finish them all, you move on to 4, 5, and 6 rows.
The premise of the game, is that you are given three rows of ten basic multiplicaton problems, in which you are supposed to answer as many as you can in sixty seconds. If you manage to finish them all, you move on to 4, 5, and 6 rows.
by Lon September 5, 2005
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Get the gas mug.Jeff K is hosted through Something Awful's website. (www.somethingawful.com) He is a teenage boy with the worst spelling and grammar skills known to man. He claims to be a 1337 haX0r, and likes to review movies and games. One of the best reasons to visit SA.
"All modams connected too each othar so to yuo could palay DuKE NUKAM 3D AND GET TEH SHRINK RAY MICORWAVE GUN!!! I shrank teh Pig Cop into a tiny hog and stepped on him and SAW A STRIPPAR!!!"
by Lon May 6, 2005
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