Lon's definitions

Vanna White Job

The task of standing up and manually changing the channel on the television control panel to find something entertaining to watch while your friends and family sit there and force you to keep changing the channels.

I stood up to get some pizza, but instead, I got stuck with the Vanna White Job.

by Lon December 28, 2005

jackoffsturbate

A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.

Holy shit, watching that porno made me so damn horny. I'm going to go home and jackoffsturbate.

by Lon August 18, 2005

mad minute

A math game given to elementary school students to help them learn their multiplication tables.

The premise of the game, is that you are given three rows of ten basic multiplicaton problems, in which you are supposed to answer as many as you can in sixty seconds. If you manage to finish them all, you move on to 4, 5, and 6 rows.

I was the Mad Minute champion in grade school.

by Lon September 5, 2005

ilanna

Also known as the "Jay". Although often small and compact, Ilanna's tend to be strong and frisky. Spotted by a large ball of peach fuzz and blonde whisps, Ilannas attract much attention from others, espeically males with red or auburn hair.

"The Ilanna attacked the wallabeast because he was of brown hair and intruding her nest"

by Lon January 25, 2005

rich bitch

An extremley rich person, usually seen wearing fur coats and high class suits. They almost always live in huge ass mansions, and drive high-class foreign cars. While some can be complete assholes, others actually share their wealth.

Look at that rich bitch over there in that Mercedes! Damn!

by Lon October 13, 2003

women of mass frustration

These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"

My mom is totally being a WMF today.

by Lon September 2, 2005

leadership

Leadership refers to the quality that a person or collection of people hold in which they command respect and are highly influential. However, leadership has shown to be highly overrated, in accordance with the numerous scandals and failures among leaders themselves. Leadership is frequently questionable and should be critically evaluated. Some psychologist groups argue that the "born leader" also has a lot in common with people who suffer from narcissistic personality tendencies.

"Hey, let's go to this leadershp conference."

"Okay. Does that mean we get to become the rich one-percent who controls the world and everyone in it?"

"Yes."

"Okay."

by Lon May 5, 2005