Cruzer 

A gang of thugs who support the School Shooter Nickolas Cruz. And maybe the Columbine Shooters.

Respect +

Cruzers down da school hall with their P-64's

Cruzer by diktahp July 11, 2018

Cruzer 

A specifically cheap canned Beer, often times a domestic MacroBrew, primarily placed on the lap or knees while driving. A Cruzer is close to never finished while driving, thus is finished as a refresher at the destination.

“Hey dude we otta go get some Cruzers for the trip” “oh yeah man let’s stop by Joy Liquers”

Cruzer by Theheckinmanuknow January 20, 2018

[Cruzer] 

One who masturbates on the move. A cruzer often masturbates excessively in hopes in gaining stamina.

The perve in the white van is a cruzer

[Cruzer] by sneaky guido January 4, 2009

tailpipe cruzer

Someone who likes ass sex,usually a homosexual

That Elton john dude sure is a tailpipe cruzer and don't even try to hide it like John Travolta did!

tailpipe cruzer by pipelayer24 May 25, 2013

Police cruzer 

1. A car that looks like an unmarked police car, but isn't. 2. An obnoctous car that looks like a cop car, usualy has black rims with 3 antennas, and most of the time have at least one 5 1/2 foot antenna.

"thats such a cool police cruzer."

Police cruzer by Cj (the unmarked cop) February 5, 2010

cruser 

A legend among men. Known for having abnormally large penis and slaughtering enemies

Cruser is a badass

cruser by Pooooop dick May 23, 2014

Cruvered 

When no matter what you do, you find a way too fuck it up.

Goddamnit I just hit cruvered that trailer.

Hello safety? Yeah, I cruvered it big this time.

Cruvered by Minnesotamauler November 21, 2016