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Cruzer
A specifically cheap canned Beer, often times a domestic MacroBrew, primarily placed on the lap or knees while driving. A Cruzer is close to never finished while driving, thus is finished as a refresher at the destination.
Cruzer by Theheckinmanuknow January 20, 2018
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[Cruzer] • Hayden-Cruzer Effect • Police cruzer • tailpipe cruzer • Cruze • Crazer • Cruber • crubzer • Cruderism • Cruzar
[Cruzer]
One who masturbates on the move. A cruzer often masturbates excessively in hopes in gaining stamina.
[Cruzer] by sneaky guido January 4, 2009
tailpipe cruzer
That Elton john dude sure is a tailpipe cruzer and don't even try to hide it like John Travolta did!
tailpipe cruzer by pipelayer24 May 25, 2013
Police cruzer
1. A car that looks like an unmarked police car, but isn't. 2. An obnoctous car that looks like a cop car, usualy has black rims with 3 antennas, and most of the time have at least one 5 1/2 foot antenna.
Police cruzer by Cj (the unmarked cop) February 5, 2010
Hayden-Cruzer Effect
Similar to the Dunning-Kruger effect where dumb people with low self awareness are more likely to feel like they are smarter and smart people with self awareness feel they are dumb. The Hayden-Cruzer effect is when a person is aware of the Dunning-Kruger effect and believes they are smarter than other people as a result.
Joe thought he was the fucking smartest hot shit for telling people at work about the Dunning-Kruger effect while he himself was suffering from the Hayden-Cruzer effect.
Hayden-Cruzer Effect by Hayden-Cruzer September 27, 2026
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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