Skyped

Past tense of using skype or another VOIP service to make a phone call.
I skyped my friend last night, He has cancer
by Ebonyks March 22, 2010
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Internet self

A term describing the sum of one's internet activities, including facebook and twitter profiles, forum activity, instant message conversations, websites run, etc. The term is meant in contrast to the rest of one's life in the real world.
My internet self is such a dick to this girl... i'd be way nicer to her in real life.
by Ebonyks January 23, 2011
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Kongai

Online turn based collectible card game designed by Dan Sirlin. It is hosted on www.Kongregate.com, and a system to collect cards is integrated into kongregate.com
Man, i just got pwned at Kongai
Thank god cornelius got nerfed, he was uber-broken
by Ebonyks September 24, 2008
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Long distance life

A term to collectively describe the friends, family and other social networks that live far enough away from you that you're limited to communicating through phone calls, sms, AIM, facebook, etc.
I've been doing a bad job at living my long distance life lately, I haven't talked to my old college buddies for three weeks.
by Ebonyks July 06, 2010
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Hot Cosby

To forcibly have sex
"Have you given her the old hot cosby yet?"
"No, we saw a movie and now we're going to the park"
"Butters, we don't have time for that, I told you, you need to cut to the chase with the hot cosby!"
by Ebonyks September 24, 2015
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passion granny

A term used to describe the transformation of elderly person to a born again Christian after witnessing Mel Gibson's 'Passion of the Christ'.
'Do you think your grandma will buy us wine again?'
'Naw, ever since she saw the passion of the christ, she won't buy me alcohol'
'She's such a passion granny'
by Ebonyks September 12, 2009
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assphoon

The results of a particularly bad case of indigestion. Its trademark is having both rain (diarrhea) and wind (gas).
After eating Chinese yesterday, I had one hell of an assphoon
by Ebonyks January 14, 2008
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