Skyped

Past tense of using skype or another VOIP service to make a phone call.

I skyped my friend last night, He has cancer

by Ebonyks March 22, 2010

crazier than a fish with titties

To be extremely crazy. Originates from part 13 of R.kelly's 'trapped in the closet', a epic 22 part 'hip-hopera' saga.

Smoking weed in here tron? that is crazier than a fish with titties!

by Ebonyks August 20, 2007

assphoon

The results of a particularly bad case of indigestion. Its trademark is having both rain (diarrhea) and wind (gas).

After eating Chinese yesterday, I had one hell of an assphoon

by Ebonyks January 16, 2008

digital alter ego

A pseudonym for someone's identity on the internet. This is who they are in chat rooms/forums/online social networks (facebook, myspace, etc) in contrast with who they are in the real world.

My digital alter ego got huge last week, after my definition got added to the urban dictionary front page. I got 10 friend invites on Facebook today from people I don't remember.

by Ebonyks January 22, 2011

Top up sex

An unofficial form of prostitution where (usually a woman) has money added to her prepaid cellphone in exchange for sex. Used on the island of St. Kitts and possibly other caribbean nations.

"What's up?'
"Oh, not much, my girl dropped by for some top up sex earlier"
"How much did you give her?"
"20 EC"

by Ebonyks December 28, 2009

Hot Cosby

To forcibly have sex

"Have you given her the old hot cosby yet?"
"No, we saw a movie and now we're going to the park"
"Butters, we don't have time for that, I told you, you need to cut to the chase with the hot cosby!"

by Ebonyks November 08, 2015

Internet self

A term describing the sum of one's internet activities, including facebook and twitter profiles, forum activity, instant message conversations, websites run, etc. The term is meant in contrast to the rest of one's life in the real world.

My internet self is such a dick to this girl... i'd be way nicer to her in real life.

by Ebonyks January 23, 2011