Cruziefred

A person who is better than most at everything.

They also happen to be douchebags.

That guy is such a Cruziefred, I can't believe he beat me at chess.

by NotCruz October 28, 2010

cruzified

When you've been whipped as badly as Tucker Carlson just whipped Ted Cruz on national television.

"There’s a word for what happened to the senator from Texas today: Cruzified" - George Takei

by Steel Goggles January 7, 2022

ella cruzified

adj. (participle form) the state of being known for the wrong version of story and/or gossip about you.

I heard you were being ella cruzified by the unemployed moms in the third grade.

by i'd like to leave July 2, 2022

croziered

(v.) to crozier - to excessively use a joke over and over until it is no longer funny.

wow, he just croziered it

by keith vivada January 8, 2012