[Cruzer] 

One who masturbates on the move. A cruzer often masturbates excessively in hopes in gaining stamina.

The perve in the white van is a cruzer

[Cruzer] by sneaky guido January 4, 2009

Cruzer 

A gang of thugs who support the School Shooter Nickolas Cruz. And maybe the Columbine Shooters.

Respect +

Cruzers down da school hall with their P-64's

Cruzer by diktahp July 11, 2018

Cruzer 

A specifically cheap canned Beer, often times a domestic MacroBrew, primarily placed on the lap or knees while driving. A Cruzer is close to never finished while driving, thus is finished as a refresher at the destination.

“Hey dude we otta go get some Cruzers for the trip” “oh yeah man let’s stop by Joy Liquers”

Cruzer by Theheckinmanuknow January 20, 2018

tailpipe cruzer

Someone who likes ass sex,usually a homosexual

That Elton john dude sure is a tailpipe cruzer and don't even try to hide it like John Travolta did!

tailpipe cruzer by pipelayer24 May 25, 2013

Police cruzer 

1. A car that looks like an unmarked police car, but isn't. 2. An obnoctous car that looks like a cop car, usualy has black rims with 3 antennas, and most of the time have at least one 5 1/2 foot antenna.

"thats such a cool police cruzer."

Police cruzer by Cj (the unmarked cop) February 5, 2010

cruser 

A legend among men. Known for having abnormally large penis and slaughtering enemies

Cruser is a badass

cruser by Pooooop dick May 23, 2014

Cruzar 

A person who is bald, but also a faggot

That fucking Cruzar over the will make you want to kill you self

Cruzar by Edis2011 October 4, 2016