One who masturbates on the move. A cruzer often masturbates excessively in hopes in gaining stamina.
by sneaky guido January 04, 2009
A gang of thugs who support the School Shooter Nickolas Cruz. And maybe the Columbine Shooters.
by Official_Phatkid July 11, 2018
A specifically cheap canned Beer, often times a domestic MacroBrew, primarily placed on the lap or knees while driving. A Cruzer is close to never finished while driving, thus is finished as a refresher at the destination.
by Theheckinmanuknow January 20, 2018
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