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One who masturbates on the move. A cruzer often masturbates excessively in hopes in gaining stamina.
by sneaky guido January 04, 2009
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A specifically cheap canned Beer, often times a domestic MacroBrew, primarily placed on the lap or knees while driving. A Cruzer is close to never finished while driving, thus is finished as a refresher at the destination.
“Hey dude we otta go get some Cruzers for the trip” “oh yeah man let’s stop by Joy Liquers”
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