1. A person in authority who callously ignores the suffering of others, instead using his power and position to completely escape the treacherous situation.
2. Anyone who abandons their responsibilities for the welfare of others in favor of hedonistic escapism.
Cancun Cruz: “Let my fellow Texans freeze to death....I’m going to the beach!”
“Did Dad leave the faucets dripping and bring the pets inside before the storm?”
“Hell no, sis. He pulled a Cancun Cruz and went to Uncle Ned’s house to drink and play poker instead.”
(Verb):To Chubzit is to squeeze someone's stomach non-stop. Similar to the pink belly on how it causes stomach pain and a pink spot, the chubzit is a stomach torture/horsing around move.
(noun): Someone who frequently preforms the chubzit is a Chubzitteer.
Ouch! Jimmy the Chubzitteer just gave me a really bad chubzit swarm!