Definitions by builtforspeed

Cancun Cruz 

1. A person in authority who callously ignores the suffering of others, instead using his power and position to completely escape the treacherous situation.
2. Anyone who abandons their responsibilities for the welfare of others in favor of hedonistic escapism.

Cancun Cruz: “Let my fellow Texans freeze to death....I’m going to the beach!”

“Did Dad leave the faucets dripping and bring the pets inside before the storm?”

“Hell no, sis. He pulled a Cancun Cruz and went to Uncle Ned’s house to drink and play poker instead.”

Cancun Cruz by builtforspeed February 18, 2021

Get to 270 

A plan to close the deal. Can apply to a presidential candidate seeking 270 electoral college votes, or the finish line of any competitive endeavor.

Outstanding idea......but what’s the plan to get to 270?

Get to 270 by builtforspeed November 4, 2020

ODF 

Online Dating Fatigue: when you’ve tried and tried, and all you end up with are assholes or bitches.

Allison went in on a 90-day man detox because she was suffering from a nasty case of ODF

ODF by builtforspeed October 14, 2020

Blindsided 

When you’re texting or talking on the phone to a date and you think it’s going great, but suddenly and without warning he/she just hangs up on you or blocks you.

So I was talking on the phone to Greg and I thought it was going great, but then he blindsided me and I haven’t heard from him since.

Blindsided by builtforspeed October 14, 2020

Coronacancelled

When a cool event is cancelled due to concerns about the spread of Coronavirus.

I can’t believe the NCAA Coronacancelled March Madness!

Dude I know! That sucks!

Coronacancelled by builtforspeed March 15, 2020

Coronacoup 

A pandemic virus invented by Millennials and Gen Zers to rid the world of Baby Boomers.

Goddamn those Baby Boomers! They’re totally fucking up our future!

If only there were a way to stop them, like a supervirus that only attacks old people.....

Yes! We can turn this virus into a Coronacoup!

Coronacoup by builtforspeed March 15, 2020

Coronahoarder 

Someone who attempts to conquer the uncertainty of the Coronavirus by hoarding common household goods, such as toilet paper.

Wow I’m really freaked out about this whole Coronavirus thing....

Yeah I was, but then I bought a roomful of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and bleach, so I feel much better now!

That’s not cool, you freakin’ Coronahoarder!

Coronahoarder by builtforspeed March 15, 2020