1. A person in authority who callously ignores the suffering of others, instead using his power and position to completely escape the treacherous situation.
2. Anyone who abandons their responsibilities for the welfare of others in favor of hedonistic escapism.
2. Anyone who abandons their responsibilities for the welfare of others in favor of hedonistic escapism.
Cancun Cruz: “Let my fellow Texans freeze to death....I’m going to the beach!”
“Did Dad leave the faucets dripping and bring the pets inside before the storm?”
“Hell no, sis. He pulled a Cancun Cruz and went to Uncle Ned’s house to drink and play poker instead.”
“Did Dad leave the faucets dripping and bring the pets inside before the storm?”
“Hell no, sis. He pulled a Cancun Cruz and went to Uncle Ned’s house to drink and play poker instead.”
by builtforspeed February 18, 2021
After the Baby Boomers are killed by COVID-19, the new strain of coronavirus that will be released by Millennials and Gen Zers is COVID-20, intended to kill off their parents’ generation so that no one can stop them from taking over the world.
COVID-19 rocked! Those Baby Boomers were fucking everything up for our future!
Totally! And we’ve got COVID-20 so no one else can stop us!!!
Totally! And we’ve got COVID-20 so no one else can stop us!!!
by builtforspeed March 16, 2020
A person who purposefully sends mixed signals to confuse you regarding their true feelings and motivations.
Amy: What’s up?
Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.
Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.
Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.
Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
Purposefully waiting a long time to text someone back in order to increase anticipation and drama, especially if someone just asked you out or expressed feelings for you
Amy: I’m not sure what to do. Adam texted that he’s into me, but I also like Blake and Juan.
Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.
Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.
by builtforspeed July 26, 2018
Someone who attempts to conquer the uncertainty of the Coronavirus by hoarding common household goods, such as toilet paper.
Wow I’m really freaked out about this whole Coronavirus thing....
Yeah I was, but then I bought a roomful of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and bleach, so I feel much better now!
That’s not cool, you freakin’ Coronahoarder!
Yeah I was, but then I bought a roomful of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and bleach, so I feel much better now!
That’s not cool, you freakin’ Coronahoarder!
by builtforspeed March 16, 2020
A plan to close the deal. Can apply to a presidential candidate seeking 270 electoral college votes, or the finish line of any competitive endeavor.
by builtforspeed November 05, 2020
An old flame you can’t help hooking up with periodically, regardless of either person’s relationship status.
Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!
Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.
Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018