Get to 270

A plan to close the deal. Can apply to a presidential candidate seeking 270 electoral college votes, or the finish line of any competitive endeavor.

Outstanding idea......but what’s the plan to get to 270?

by builtforspeed November 04, 2020

Awkwardia

Hellish place where no matter where you go, you run into your ex.

Juan: Dammit I ran into Lola 3 times this weekend! I can’t get away from her!

Amy: I’m so sorry dude. You’re living in Awkwardia.......

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

Bible Bootstrap

Referencing the Bible in an attempt to justify actions that are heinous and ungodly.

Amy: I just heard a politician on television say that the Bible justifies separating children from their mothers at the border. What BS!

Juan: Seriously? I bet God really hates it when people try to Bible bootstrap their own evil ideas to the good book.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

Pre-existing condition

An old flame you can’t help hooking up with periodically, regardless of either person’s relationship status.

Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!

Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

Coronacancelled

When a cool event is cancelled due to concerns about the spread of Coronavirus.

I can’t believe the NCAA Coronacancelled March Madness!

Dude I know! That sucks!

by builtforspeed March 15, 2020

Coronacoup

A pandemic virus invented by Millennials and Gen Zers to rid the world of Baby Boomers.

Goddamn those Baby Boomers! They’re totally fucking up our future!

If only there were a way to stop them, like a supervirus that only attacks old people.....

Yes! We can turn this virus into a Coronacoup!

by builtforspeed March 15, 2020

Mixer Upper

A person who purposefully sends mixed signals to confuse you regarding their true feelings and motivations.

Amy: What’s up?

Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.

Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018