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Moby Dick is one of the most monumental books published in the Ninteenth century, and is the greatest sea story ever told... I don't know where these other sick fucks got their information.
by Melville119 May 06, 2011
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The pinacle of the act of harpooning, in which the woman being harpooned is in excess of twice the harpooners own body weight.
Friend: Man, was boning a fatty really worth breaking your ribs for?
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete
by metrosexualbastard August 16, 2006
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Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"
She wouldn't wake up so I played Moby Dick. She woke up immediately
by Greg Toland January 08, 2015
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An extremely long drum solo by Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham. The best drum work ever, hands-down.
Stfu, Moby Dick owns 50 cent any day.
by bonzorocks May 21, 2004
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When you are banging a chubby white girl from behind and her big ass is up in the air... you pull out and spew all over her back while yelling "Thar she blows!"
"I "Moby Dick'd" that girl I picked up last night!"
by SamAmy October 14, 2008
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A penis with a strong fishy odor from intercourse with a female who doesn't keep her vagina clean.
The people involved with the intercourse in question are the only ones who don't notice the stink.
Most anybody else within five yards or so will smell it and be physically sick.
Short of amputation, the only way it can be cured is to soak and scrub the area with a strong pine disinfectant.
Chuck: Did you fuck that skanky bitch?
Willy: Sure did, and it was good.
Chuck: Eeugh! Moby dick, man!
Willy: Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit.
by knottawanker February 21, 2010
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A woman with tracheotomy performs oral sex on you but takes pulls your cock out at the last second, takes the load up her nose, and tilts her head back as far as she can before coughing and blowing the shame juice out of her neck hole.
I met this grandma last night at the bar that offered to let me Moby Dick her if I bought her another Pabst.
by Puffy McScrote December 29, 2014
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